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Michael Parente
Public Relations Officer / matchmaker and publicist / publicist / Voice of on
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Michael Parente 6h
Man, it's going to suck when he goes to Anaheim.
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Michael Parente Dec 4
Replying to @ThatDaveBrown @Yankees
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Michael Parente Dec 4
Of course not. When the failed in 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, etc., you never heard anyone say "George doesn't spend enough!" because they never left any stones unturned. They made moves. Sometimes they didn't work. I'd rather do that than sit on my hands.
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Michael Parente Dec 3
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Michael Parente Dec 2
I can fix in one month. Points-based computerized rankings. No sanctioning bodies. One title per weight class. All fights either 6 rounds or 10. The tougher the matchup, the more points you get. And you get penalized for "tune-ups." I just need 30 minutes of your time.
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Gary Sheffield Jr. Dec 2
Omar Vizquel is a laughable baseball player in comparison to my dad. That is all.
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Michael Parente Dec 1
Replying to @ThatDaveBrown
No, I meant Houston's cute Halloween costumes won't age well. Texans are massive frauds.
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Michael Parente Dec 1
Yeah, that doesn't look like it'll age well.
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Michael Parente Dec 1
Isn't that the point of the back-and-forth chess match we Americans call football?
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Michael Parente Nov 29
Typical new-world move: Get a guy on the cheap who is coming off a terrible year instead of just spending the money on a sure thing. This organization will never have that "step on the opposition's throat" mentality again in my lifetime.
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Michael Parente Nov 28
Replying to @ebiz52 @djbuck1
Used to get my mixtapes there too!
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Michael Parente Nov 28
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Michael Parente Nov 28
The best part of going to my parents' house during the holidays is rummaging through my old "cassette singles" collection in their basement. Loved my early- to mid-'90s cassette singles.
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Michael Parente Nov 28
Yeah I'm not getting the premise either. Saw the promo poster and thought it was a gag at first.
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Michael Parente Nov 27
What a terrible, indefensible screwup by the "worldwide leader." Everyone knows the fight was on Christmas Day. Get better.
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Michael Parente Nov 27
Replying to @ThatDaveBrown
I am all the things Dave says I am. This is a classic photoshop.
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Michael Parente Nov 26
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Michael Parente Nov 26
Also, both categories for needs more than two nominees. The treats this like the electoral college.
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Michael Parente Nov 26
Should be a battle royal to determine the winners. cheats by throwing salt in the eyes of when the ref isn't looking, only to have emerge from the dressing room like Hulk Hogan in WrestleMania IX to avenge his friend's defeat.
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Michael Parente Nov 24
Is this a design? Very cool!
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