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Morgan Grafstein
Too high maintenance to live, too gay to die. Enterprise Mac and Windows management during the day, also the same at night because I work for a startup.
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Veggietales Facts 18h
Mr peanut was a bourgeoisie icon and I'm glad he's dead
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Bernie Sanders 16h
That's funny. Jamie Dimon seemed fine with corporate socialism when his bank got a $416 billion bailout from American taxpayers.
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Morgan Grafstein Jan 21
If I hear one more piece of news today I’m going to delete the internet
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Noname Jan 21
some woke shit about capitalism and some sexually liberated shit about dick
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Morgan Grafstein Jan 21
God invented sleep 5 for race conditions
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Morgan Grafstein Jan 21
The whole ‘Netflix releasing the entire season on day one’ was cool until people started spoiling the entire season on day one
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ev Jan 20
wearing a turtleneck is like yes, i have books, but i also have secrets... and they are about sex
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Morgan Grafstein Jan 20
Ugh
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Morgan Grafstein Jan 18
Replying to @mgrafs
Beautiful Dirty Rich? John Wayne?
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Morgan Grafstein Jan 18
No offense none taken but whoever made this Gaga ‘Essentials’ playlist needs to be fired
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Morgan Grafstein Jan 14
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Morgan Grafstein Jan 9
“When I was a precocious 2nd grader I tried to read ‘Hamlet’ & I looked up what a ‘hamlet’ was & said ‘this book doesnt make any sense!’ & someone tried to explain it was a play but I said ‘Im holding a book?’ & they said ‘it’s a print’ & I said ‘I dont understand... I’m 2’”
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Morgan Grafstein Jan 8
'june of last month'
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Morgan Grafstein Jan 6
“I used to be cool. I used to decline all meetings. What happened to me?”
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Morgan Grafstein Jan 6
Replying to @SnazzyQ
I bought that airfly pro thing they sell at the Apple store that connects to the 3.5mm. Works v well for AirPods on the seatback entertainment.
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Morgan Grafstein Jan 3
It’s weird that the same people that warned us about the “dangers” of the internet are the same people that share every 4x recompressed jpg with typo-ridden camel case text as if it were fact.
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M.G. Siegler Jan 2
Forgive the fat finger text — “if you see a stylus, they blew it” — but this is just astonishing. Stock is now up around 6x since the Cook era began. Company stands at $1.34 trillion market cap. Doomed, and all that.
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Morgan Grafstein Jan 3
Dude. It’s time we had an edit button.
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Morgan Grafstein Jan 3
“Working” and fully tested are completely different.
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Morgan Grafstein Jan 3
Wait so both and are going to be at Coachella? RIP my bank account
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