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Matt Fuehrmeyer
Vice President at . Formerly Research Director for , , and . Hannah & Andy's Dad. Tweets are my own. (he/him/his)
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Matt Fuehrmeyer 8h
Replying to @jmpalmieri @annehelen
Not sure if they still do, but indiana used to
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Matt Fuehrmeyer 10h
Replying to @joslinschultz
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Matt Fuehrmeyer 10h
"We're going to be strong and make the bounce house an outside toy only." 3 hours later ... "Screw it. Let's just move the furniture."
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Matt Fuehrmeyer 16h
Wait, there are MORE dragon books? Gonna have to check those out! My daughter loved When a Dragon Moves In, so I'm sure she'll enjoy the others.
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Matt Fuehrmeyer Mar 27
Replying to @MarkDuplass
Tonight, the 3yo and I watched Arnie the Donut again (obv), but only after watching read When a Dragon Moves In, a really cool story about the power of imagination.
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Matt Fuehrmeyer Mar 27
I've usurped the position of bathtime parent because the 3yo realized I fill the tub with more water and let her use more bathtub paint than her mother.
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Matt Fuehrmeyer Mar 26
Every day's a Matty Rule day in quarantine
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Matt Fuehrmeyer Mar 26
Replying to @BigBoyler
Tonight, the 3yo and I watched (Chris O'Dowd) read Arnie the Donut. She likes this one a lot, and has already asked to read it again tomorrow night. Who doesn't like donuts, right?
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Matt Fuehrmeyer Mar 26
This seems overly-sensational. Pretty sure linking the station's responsibility to pull a false ad to their license, or outright saying that airing false ad could endanger their license, has been part of nearly every ad challenge letter in the history of ever.
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Matt Fuehrmeyer Mar 25
Revisiting this. My 3yo daughter loves books, but she also likes watching videos, and this site is a great change of pace. Tonight, we watched & read No Mirrors in My Nana's house. I'd never heard of it, but she picked it, and it was beautiful!
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Matt Fuehrmeyer Mar 25
3yo has started trying to pawn off her food on her little brother now that he eats solid food. Sharing kids are happy kids, right?
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Matt Fuehrmeyer Mar 24
Replying to @bynickdean
One of the truest things I've read on this website today.
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Matt Fuehrmeyer Mar 24
Replying to @AlbertPollard
I just saw the vanilla and the ice and now I've got this in my head:
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Matt Fuehrmeyer Mar 23
3YO is currently mixing barbecue sauce with raspberry yogurt
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Matt Fuehrmeyer Mar 22
Replying to @AliceinDCland
I didn't say it was foolproof
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Matt Fuehrmeyer Mar 22
Replying to @AliceinDCland
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Matt Fuehrmeyer Mar 22
Our neighborhood organized around 140 houses to put stuffed bears in their windows so kids could go "on a bear hunt" when they were out walking. My 3YO LOVES it. We've been on two "bear hunts" in the last 24 hours already.
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Matt Fuehrmeyer Mar 21
Some, likely many, of these trades will turn out to have been completely benign (irrespective of party), or in fact conducted by brokers and portfolip managers acting independently. Others won't. All deserve scrutiny, and they prove why the STOCK Act was necessary.
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Matt Fuehrmeyer Mar 21
Replying to @mfuehrme
Also, because i saw it happen twice in the last five minutes alone, good time to remember that there are three things even smart kids will follow into the street without thinking: 1) balls 2) dogs 3) other kids Drive safe. And join me in yelling at assholes.
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Matt Fuehrmeyer Mar 21
I don't know who needs to hear this, but even though there are fewer cars on the road right now you still shouldn't speed through neighborhoods where ALL THE KIDS are playing in their yards because we're not supposed to take them to playgrounds.
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