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wordf*cker 😌 13m
I was extremely down on working today until I learned that we get time and a half for the holiday and now I’m only a little down
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wordf*cker 😌 3h
the real feel is -12 degrees but the really real feel is nothing bc i’m dead
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wordf*cker 😌 11h
Replying to @Vieve_Iro
first mistake every millennial made was being born sometime between 1981-96
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wordf*cker 😌 11h
my alt: don’t go out, there’s discourse out there me: aye, but that’s where we make impressions and engage people
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wordf*cker 😌 11h
Replying to @meta_meg
oops it was three and a half hours and now i’m not gonna get the full eight hours of sleep experience
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wordf*cker 😌 15h
does a product exist that can be used to both shelve books at home and transport them between homes? that should be a thing if it isn't already.
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wordf*cker 😌 15h
Replying to @meta_meg
after i start my laundry, take out the trash, and order some new turtlenecks for work πŸ™ƒ
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wordf*cker 😌 15h
as my own parent, i’m granting myself two hours of Gaming before it’s time to get ready for bed. as readers of this tweet, you are now honorary parents and are welcome to hold me accountable for making sure i log off and get a good nights sleep.
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wordf*cker 😌 16h
i have unlocked the normie adult achievement of selecting the health insurance plan that costs a bit more each month but offers copays and a lower deductible 😌
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Michael J Seidlinger Jan 18
Ursula K. Le Guin’s writing routine is the ideal writing routine.
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wordf*cker 😌 Jan 18
Replying to @DanielPryorr
contingent oils
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wordf*cker 😌 Jan 18
Replying to @DanielPryorr
>essential
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wordf*cker 😌 Jan 18
yougov coming in hot with the real questions today
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Birds Aren't Real Jan 8
Replying to @birdsarentreal
Have you seen any birds since the government shut down
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wordf*cker 😌 Jan 17
is making and posting this while not depressed appropriation?
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wordf*cker 😌 Jan 17
can now retire as his job is done
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wordf*cker 😌 Jan 17
Replying to @selfpwner
i think you mean β€œdevelop their grit through real exposure to adversity in an otherwise safe environment”
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wordf*cker 😌 Jan 17
press f to pay respect to my glitchy keyboard
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wordf*cker 😌 Jan 17
Replying to @SarahFletcher27
bitches get married all the time πŸ˜‚
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wordf*cker 😌 Jan 17
Replying to @SarahFletcher27
like if anyone is a narrator in this, it’s the reviewer right? bc he’s, ideally, narrating his experience of reading your pamphlet even though the review reads more like a psychotherapist’s projection after half-listening to, half-fantasizing about a patient
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