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wordf*cker ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฎ 23h
Replying to @LucyStag
This has been my life for the better part of two years. Sometimes I donโ€™t even get an automated message telling me my application has been received, which adds another maddening dimension.
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wordf*cker ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฎ Aug 15
Replying to @joelanthonyA3
itโ€™d just be an lsd production and distribution network
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wordf*cker ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฎ Aug 15
Replying to @AYoungStayYoung
i havenโ€™t had physical contact with a human (or other animal for that matter) in nearly a month ๐Ÿ˜”
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wordf*cker ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฎ Aug 15
Replying to @meta_meg
pumping gas in bright, hot daylight with an off the rails migraine is hell
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wordf*cker ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฎ Aug 15
this selfie is brought to you by the migraine i foolishly tried to work through, the pained and frantic commute home with the gas light on, and the three hour nap i took in the cavernous basement to finally escape the painโ„ข๏ธ
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wordf*cker ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฎ Aug 15
mood for the past month or so fossa by
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wordf*cker ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฎ Aug 14
before today i thought being โ€œbored to tearsโ€ was just an expression, but now I Know
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wordf*cker ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฎ Aug 13
Replying to @meta_meg
update: i didnโ€™t wish any of them a happy birthday ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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wordf*cker ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฎ Aug 13
whatโ€™s that? could it be...? mail from a real human amidst credit card offers and dentist reminders???? ty for keeping it ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Jason Lee Byas โš‘ Aug 12
Thing B happened after Thing A. This conclusively proves that Thing A causes Thing B and is in fact the only way to get Thing B. 10k retweets
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wordf*cker ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฎ Aug 12
Replying to @saladgrl
call the cops on him
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wordf*cker ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฎ Aug 12
six people I know have birthdays today, and theyโ€™re all people i want to wish a happy birthday. this is an outrage.
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wordf*cker ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฎ Aug 12
Replying to @DanielPryorr
still being cooler than you
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wordf*cker ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฎ Aug 12
I used to play so much tetris and bejeweled that Iโ€™d be playing them in my head as I tried to fall asleep. Now I spend so much time on Instagram that my brain makes up fake instastories for me to swipe through as I fall asleep ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฏ
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wordf*cker ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฎ Aug 12
high school AP Government/Economics class
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wordf*cker ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฎ Aug 12
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wordf*cker ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฎ Aug 11
new vape, same old teenage boy sense of humor
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wordf*cker ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฎ retweeted
Bridget Phetasy Aug 9
*a man, catcalling me Me: LET ME GUESS YOU WANT TO DEBATE ME?
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wordf*cker ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฎ Aug 11
Canadian benny and home fries ๐Ÿคค
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wordf*cker ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฎ Aug 11
taking myself out to breakfast bc what else do you do at 8am on a Saturday when youโ€™ve already been awake for an hour and a half
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