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wordf*cker πŸŽƒ 48m
Replying to @meta_meg
so i redownloaded two of these, but I’m calling them what they are
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wordf*cker πŸŽƒ 56m
Replying to @BillyChrimbo
i take melatonin to sleep at like 9pm bc of the early mornings, but yeah, what is food?
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wordf*cker πŸŽƒ 1h
Replying to @BillyChrimbo
Or just standard barista life
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wordf*cker πŸŽƒ 5h
Another 10 espresso shot day, it seems 😬😬
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wordf*cker πŸŽƒ Oct 17
income tax withholding makes me feel very alienated from my labor
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wordf*cker πŸŽƒ Oct 15
*blows nose* *squirts flonase* *pops ibuprofen* *dissolves melatonin* *stretches* i’m gonna sleep so well tonight, y’all
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wordf*cker πŸŽƒ Oct 15
Half hour left of work and then home for an hour and a half of learning R 😴
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wordf*cker πŸŽƒ Oct 15
deleted my dating apps and food delivery apps in an effort to be healthier πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
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wordf*cker πŸŽƒ Oct 14
this is what waking up to be at work at 6:30am is like I guess πŸ˜•
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wordf*cker πŸŽƒ Oct 13
Replying to @samhwilson
wow you’re so intermittently in demand
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wordf*cker πŸŽƒ Oct 13
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wordf*cker πŸŽƒ Oct 13
last night featured a lookℒ️
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wordf*cker πŸŽƒ Oct 12
Replying to @meta_meg
granted, it was only for 16.5 hours but it means I can pay my credit card bill, get gas, and buy we*d
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Round Animals Oct 12
πŸ“Ή: bo_mang_co
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wordf*cker πŸŽƒ Oct 12
Replying to @M_feeney
sleeper demon
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wordf*cker πŸŽƒ Oct 12
Replying to @M_feeney
what if you weren’t left out of it bc you are the demon they summoned tho
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wordf*cker πŸŽƒ Oct 12
Replying to @M_feeney
unless...they haven’t
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wordf*cker πŸŽƒ Oct 12
Replying to @AYoungStayYoung
Any day’s a good day when you get to see Terry Crews
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wordf*cker πŸŽƒ Oct 12
woke up and didn’t have a low funds alert text from my bank which means I got PAID
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wordf*cker πŸŽƒ Oct 11
coming out as tired of coming out // read epistemology of the closet
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