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Member Of Species
WTF, THIS.
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Member Of Species Dec 2
Act early if you're becoming wise slower than other people, late if you're becoming wise faster than other people.
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Member Of Species Oct 30
Maybe people who try to understand every universe end up understanding the universe better than people who try to understand the universe.
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Member Of Species Aug 16
Replying to @ObjectOfObjects
Thisistrue ifwordsarelonger prettymuch
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litpatches_txt Jul 25
Einstein's Relativity but with a new tie-breaking system.
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Member Of Species Apr 4
I just read a story whose two main characters just happen to live in the same area and even talk to each other sometimes. In a world of billions, such a coincidence strains credulity. Do better, authors.
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Member Of Species 27 Jan 19
Replying to @MaskOfFace
"Whoever wins... we lose."
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Member Of Species 26 Jan 19
"You should harvest baboon organs" can mean "if you harvest baboon organs, good things will happen" or it can mean "if you harvest baboon organs, good things will have happened".
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Member Of Species 14 Jan 19
Replying to @ahaspel
"Fake it until you make it", he said, building a plane out of straw.
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Member Of Species 11 Jan 19
Every receptacle for long term information wants to become a receptacle for short term information.
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Member Of Species 10 Jan 19
The world is a more parallel thing than you can fathom.
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Member Of Species 29 Dec 18
"Horses are brown, so they can't be large." "But tree trunks are brown and they're large." "So you're saying horses are cylindrical? Ridiculous."
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Member Of Species 29 Dec 18
Some people say Saturn is a planet. But if you ask me, the real planet is Jupiter.
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Member Of Species 27 Dec 18
Crimes against personity.
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Member Of Species 27 Dec 18
People sometimes buy insurance. Therefore, whenever you have the option to pay a cost to mitigate a large but improbable harm, you should take it, regardless of the exact sizes of the cost, harm, improbability, and degree of mitigation.
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Member Of Species 27 Dec 18
Replying to @MemberOfSpecies
(No, I don't know how orangutans treat frogs.)
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Member Of Species 27 Dec 18
Humans are as much smarter than orangutans as orangutans are smarter than frogs. Therefore, humans will treat orangutans the same way orangutans treat frogs.
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Member Of Species 12 Dec 18
I can't change what the copypasta says though
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Member Of Species 30 Nov 18
The marketplace of ideas can keep being irrational longer than you can keep being taken seriously.
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Member Of Species 26 Nov 18
I tried reading "War and Peace", but I couldn't get into it because of Tolstoy's utter disregard for realism. For example, the calendar year is off by a whopping two centuries.
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Member Of Species 20 Nov 18
Replying to @preinfarction
Karmakrasia
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