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maya kosoff
the whole age of computer has made it where nobody knows exactly what's going on. maya_kosoff@condenast.com / mekosoff@protonmail.com / DMs open
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Shira Ovide 30m
Uhhhh. "“Regrettably, it appears that the platforms may have misrepresented or evaded in some of their statements to Congress."
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David Roth 11h
There's no reason why everything has to suck this bad. All of this is a choice and also something a political party that seriously wanted to win could run against.
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Danie Durst 23h
How hetero women look discussing men’s emotional growth and compromise in relationships
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dan mentos 16 Dec 17
you (plebeian, unrefined): Die Hard is a Christmas movie me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film
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maya kosoff 18h
i’ve been thinking about this all day
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maya kosoff 18h
i love art now???
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maya kosoff 22h
Replying to @marybwagner
I just listened to this and it’s heinously bad???????? Like worse than I imagined
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maya kosoff 22h
[me, shouting over the din of the white house press corps] BUT PRESIDENT TRUMP, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE SNL WEEZER SKETCH
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|L I Z Z O| Dec 15
Most important things right now: - rest (6-8 hrs every night) - water (don’t drink Dasani) - forgiveness (especially towards the people you don’t wanna forgive) - speaking only positive statements (.) - MINDING YOUR BUSINESS
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maya kosoff 23h
Replying to @pxwhittle
Your breakfast posts are always an inspiration
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maya kosoff Dec 16
incredibly cursed thread my own answer is a toss-up between “no door” and “three smirnoff ices hidden strategically around the bathroom in an attempt to ice some poor soul” (it was 2010)
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Nathaniel Horadam Dec 15
"In the email, Lime management said because of the cold and snow in November they’ve seen a decline in ride usage and have decided to ‘pause’ operations for a couple of months." Great business model they've got there.
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Anthony Oliveira Dec 14
Replying to @meakoopa
if "9 to 5" had been sung at a few beats less per minute by like Willie Nelson or some old dude they'd STILL be singing it on picket lines
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Kirby Wilson, Very Serious Journalist Dec 15
when the editor asks what your nut graph is
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rilo kiley bot Dec 13
You'll be happy
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maya kosoff Dec 15
Replying to @dustinjrivera
I tried this last year and it was great!
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maya kosoff Dec 15
Replying to @mekosoff
i need a pizza stone but tbh this is good
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maya kosoff Dec 15
Replying to @libbycwatson
The Giada one on Bon App!
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maya kosoff Dec 15
Replying to @mekosoff
this is my large blob of pizza dough, there are many like it but this one is mine
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Bryan Menegus Dec 14
Hundreds of protesters and Amazon workers marched on a fulfillment center in Minnesota tonight
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