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maya kosoff
i write about tech . maya_kosoff@condenast.com, DMs open. these tweets self-destruct after a week.
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maya kosoff 1h
!!! yes. i was thinking about making more on sunday night bc i have been given strict orders to bring more to work after i only brought like a dozen last time and they went in minutes.
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maya kosoff 1h
i’ll bake more pumpkin cookies for the occasion
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maya kosoff 2h
Replying to @fascinated
!!!
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maya kosoff 2h
i am back and blu seems happy to have returned to her perceived rightful spot in my room
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Hannah Giorgis 5h
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maya kosoff 3h
thank you for coming to my ted talk, “the subtle art of timing a caviar delivery so that a mayfield burger arrives at my door at the same time i arrive home from JFK”
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‏ً Sep 19
dear God please let me marry a man this dumb. I deserve it.
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Amanda Mull 17h
If there is one thing in the whole world I wish well-meaning twitter people would internalize it is exactly this
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maya kosoff 19h
Replying to @holly
fluffiest paws!
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stacy-marie ishmael 23h
if you are a person from an underrepresented background and you are considering applying to this, DM me and I will review your docs / do a mini interview with you.
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Amanda Mull 20h
Good morning to no one but our super hot Italian Uber driver playing Backstreet Boys in this large BMW
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josh Sep 6
can’t some people just be satisfied with their generational wealth without having to like have an art career
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maya kosoff Sep 19
Replying to @sethmpk @lenibriscoe
you’re only lying to yourself if you say you didn’t download feed the animals in 2008 with the whole pay-what-you-want pricing system!
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maya kosoff Sep 19
Replying to @asmall_word
i feel like black keys sort of aged into Arena Dad Rock, which is not in and of itself bad, but we must acknowledge that the 2014 album does not hold a candle to rubber factory
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maya kosoff Sep 19
Replying to @lizelfman @sethmpk
😂
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maya kosoff Sep 19
Replying to @youngpontifex
holds up!!!
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maya kosoff Sep 19
Replying to @sethmpk
the popularity of mashup music culture in the mid-late 00s was such a weird thing!!! i saw girltalk at bonnaroo in 2011 and was mostly surprised that they still gave him a set that late into his career
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maya kosoff Sep 19
Replying to @gatorgoat
i worked at panera in high school but this was before they served mac and cheese, i have to imagine that mac and cheese in a bread bowl is a popular order there these days, even though it sounds like i would have to nap for four hours after eating it
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maya kosoff Sep 19
Replying to @DaveCoIon
Not as good as funeral but better than pretty much everything that came after it imo
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maya kosoff Sep 19
look i think there are gonna be plenty of people in my mentions who agree with BOTH of you
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