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Meghan O'Malley
Living my Spite Life. Actor, Comedian, Writer, Sasshole
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Meghan O'Malley 2m
It was so good seeing you!!!! And Daniel was there too. 🤣jkjkjk love you Daniel!
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Meghan O'Malley 9h
All these parents protesting about their kids being home seems like they don't like their kids. One woman was furious that her daughter was with her. She said "And I'm furious that my daughter is here with me".
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Meghan O'Malley 10h
Replying to @kathygriffin
If you're going to give up, that is the way to go.
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Meghan O'Malley 10h
I just watched a commercial that was promoting 'Virtual Hugs' while 2 people ran to each other in the airport and real hugged!!! In conclusion, I might have run out of tv to watch.
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Meghan O'Malley 10h
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Meghan O'Malley 11h
Replying to @jaqifurback
I miss the daytime bar crowd.
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Meghan O'Malley 11h
Spite is Cabin Fever
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Meghan O'Malley Nov 24
Replying to @MaryMary_XSW
No baby girl, this is perfect.
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Meghan O'Malley Nov 24
I used to wait tables in TriBeCa during lunch and I still respect the woman who asked for her wine in a coffee cup just in case her boss looked out his window and saw her.
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Meghan O'Malley Nov 24
My roommate started eating the pecan pie, so I told her she had to stop and wait for Thursday. I looks like I’m the Single-Mom-Trying-Her-Best of the apartment.
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Meghan O'Malley Nov 24
Scotland? Was? The? First? To? Make? This? Happen? SCOTLAND?!!!
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Meghan O'Malley Nov 24
Replying to @hitRECordJoe
Possessed Heart Beats Death.
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Meghan O'Malley Nov 24
Replying to @varnado
It never occurred to me that they grew up. They look well adjusted.
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Meghan O'Malley Nov 24
Without any proof, I believe
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Meghan O'Malley Nov 24
Maybe don’t listen to the Judy Collins version of Send in the Clowns or do it you want a good cry.
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Meghan O'Malley Nov 24
Replying to @AndyKimy
We went round circle there.
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Meghan O'Malley Nov 24
Oh right! Randy Quaid!
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Meghan O'Malley Nov 24
Replying to @MegsOMalls
Talk to someone you respect in the industry who can help you define your type before getting your headshots done. We're not all the sexy type and THANK GOD. Lean in to your type, but with your face.
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Meghan O'Malley Nov 24
Replying to @MegsOMalls
And this is not your opportunity to see if a hat and a flower in the ear are cute options together. They're not. Pick one or the other or don't pick either and keep it simple.
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Meghan O'Malley Nov 24
I look at a lot of headshots for my job and some of you we need to talk about keeping it simple.
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