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Timothy McSweeney
The Twitter feed of McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, & McSweeney's Books. We also publish books.
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Sayjal Joshi 17h
My friend wrote this & it’s awesome:
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"Jared and I glance moodily at the Thanksgiving Clam, which is, in a way, a metaphor for our partnership: glossy, white, imperturbable."
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Devin Rocks 18h
This is an excellent short read for everyone. EVERYONE. “Sensible Hairstyles for Women Over 50 - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
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Fred Sanders 13h
"Tonight, I’m offering you blessed go-getters the opportunity to skip the brim and automatically qualify at the hat buckle level."
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Federica Cocco 22h
FiveThirtyEight forecasts the National Dog Show
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Q&A with Leland de la Durantaye, author of HANNAH VERSUS THE TREE. Click through and read about the genesis of this hard-hitting debut novel.
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Charley Locke 18h
it's not just that the white house statement *could* be a satire. now, it is.
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Megan Gil 20h
Go read this & everything else has written cause she’s funny and a wonderful human being.
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Ruven Schwartz Nov 19
Vote early, vote often. My Absentee Ballot for Thanksgiving Dinner - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
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Jennifer 21h
List: Holiday Cards for Your Racist Relatives - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency 😂😂 oh my god!
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"This. Place. Is. Ahmaaazing! On-demand all you can eat snacks — basically anytime I asked for a snack, I got a snack."
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Lindsey Finn 21h
I tricked into publishing a piece I wrote again:
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"It could very well be that the Crown Prince had knowledge of this tragic event – maybe he did and maybe he didn’t!"
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"My wife told me to put the cat out. I didn’t know it was on fire! By the time I could act, it was incinerated, a harbinger of the path we all must take."
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"We have a responsibility to ourselves and our subscribers (who are also us) to shift gears and restructure our companionship to reach new, unprecedented levels of tolerability."
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Sam Suksiri 15h
Just in in time for Thanksgiving, I got a piece in about Pilgrims and Pyramids!
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“Hml Thirsty Mans” = Moby-Dick by Herman Melville
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