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Megan Russell
27 years old, Portland native, Rhode Islander at heart, after-school teacher, food enthusiast, beer lover, cat lady. she/her/daddy
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Megan Russell Aug 22
Replying to @jkilla76
Am I wrong for being personally offended that CeeLo Green is above Ludacris?
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Megan Russell Aug 22
You know what sucks? Always being the friend that reaches out and then realizing you’re probably just being ghosted by that friend.
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Megan Russell Aug 22
A man just told me to smile on the sidewalk, I told him to say something funny if he wanted me to smile and his response was “I’ll beat your fucking face in, is that funny?” Men are the coolest
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Megan Russell Aug 13
Hey you send me AT LEAST one credit card offer a week. How tf do I get off your list? Really trying to stop wasting all this paper you’re sending me and I’m sure as hell not opening a credit card with 26% interest
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Heather Anne Campbell Aug 8
like a dude who’s homophobic because he’s secretly afraid to be treated by a man the way he treats women, white people are worried about becoming a minority because of the way white people have treated minorities for the last 300 years
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Megan Russell Aug 9
Remember when people were saying they would take a scooter to the ankle for something? Well I took a scooter to my ankle yesterday and friends, IT IS NOT A JOKE. My ankle fucking kills today, I can hardly put weight on it
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Megan Russell Aug 8
You say you can’t live without me, so why aren’t you dead yet?
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Saeed Jones Aug 6
“He licked his lips. ‘Well, if you want my opinion-‘ ‘I don’t, ‘ She said. ‘I have my own.” — Toni Morrison, BELOVED
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Megan Russell Aug 6
Man DcCue kicking cancers ass!
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Megan Russell Aug 4
Almost all my friends who watch have stopped watching this season because of the horrible cast. Now I have no one to talk to about it and I don’t really want to watch it anymore either
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Dain Carter Jul 30
I'm a wheelchair user and I'm so fucking tired of people leaving these bikes and scooters wherever they want. For able bodied folx it's an inconvenience but for me it means I have to walk out into a busy street to go around. These are my only safe paths. STOP DOING THIS
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Megan Russell Jul 29
Had a dream I met on a subway last night. She was rocking her natural hair, we had a delightful conversation and then she asked me on a date. If only my bitch ass was worthy of her 😭
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Megan Russell Jul 29
Today has been a DAY y’all. So overwhelmed, both by annoying work shit and exciting personal shit
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Megan Russell Jul 27
There really needs to be a 13 and older airline
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Megan Russell Jul 26
I just found a brownie in my purse....
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Megan Russell Jul 26
Being really hungover on the way back from Boston and riding with my aunt who’s a terrible driver was not my best plan.
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Megan Russell Jul 23
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Megan Russell Jul 23
personally attacking you both
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Megan Russell Jul 22
Why does boomerang still exist?
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