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I tweet about dinosaurs and the Giants. I'm in the Air Force but really just so I can work on my ping pong game. Belt is the best Brandon in baseball.
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botoxed camel 4h
Amazing how differently they talk under oath.
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botoxed camel 18h
Replying to @mccbumgarner
If you can't do shit like that and have a laugh then maybe you're not mature enough to be involved.
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botoxed camel 18h
Replying to @mccbumgarner
Meanwhile, these football games are wild, his team already turned it over while I was getting up and he was talking shit to me with his back turned to the field and I caught a touchdown while he was celebrating. We both laughed our asses off. That's sports, man.
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botoxed camel 18h
Replying to @mccbumgarner
This reminds me of one of my favorite Air Force moments when we were playing squadron football and a pass was thrown to me in the end zone and I dove for it but it was broken up. The guy who broke it up was a friendly rival type and teabagged me while I tried to get up.
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botoxed camel 18h
Aubrey Huff is anti bat-flip which should tell you where you should stand on them.
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Lars Apr 17
3 years ago made a Hunter Pence scouting report generator. I stumbled across it just now while looking for something else. It’s still funny.
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botoxed camel 18h
This is a nice score.
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botoxed camel 19h
Replying to @mccbumgarner
Crawford and Longo move their OBPs down a notch there. Shit's depressing. Benching Longoria against RHPs would help him and the offense but they're just not ready to admit that yet.
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Christopher Kamka 23h
I think the next time someone hits a home run, they should place the bat down gently, apologize profusely to the pitcher and sob uncontrollably while rounding the bases at an appropriate speed approved by the catcher.
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botoxed camel 19h
Replying to @mccbumgarner
OBPs Duggar .259 Panik .300 Posey .279 So that's bad but what about behind Belt? Crawford .290 Longoria .229 Pillar .188 Parra .290 It doesn't matter where Bochy hits anyone. Might as well move Belt up just or the extra PAs.
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botoxed camel 19h
Replying to @Baer_Bill
Imagine that as an insult. So many people wish they could get paid to write about sports.
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botoxed camel 19h
Replying to @Cessieca
1st run was charged to Gott, other 4 are Bergen's. Bergen gave up a 3 run homer to Adams and then that 2 run shot to whoever that was.
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botoxed camel 19h
Goodbye, shiny bullpen ERA.
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botoxed camel 19h
Replying to @thehill
... really takes a rocket scientist to figure that one out.
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botoxed camel 19h
Giants have them right where they want them now.
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botoxed camel 19h
Replying to @Hyoton1
They've done a really good job of only hitting during their wins I guess.
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botoxed camel 19h
Replying to @mccbumgarner
That way he'll hit more than everyone else on the team and if the 8 hitter gets on and gets bunted over Belt will have some rbi chances. Can't be a cleanup hitter if you don't have anything to clean up.
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botoxed camel 19h
This lineup is just so bad. Like, you've got Belt who is good but does it even matter who hits in front of him? You could swap Duggar, Panik, and Posey out for anyone else and it does nothing. Maybe Belt should hit leadoff.
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CountOnAG 20h
My take. He batflips cool. You take it to the chin and wear it. But next time you face him. Strike him out, and do whatever you gotta do. Fist pump, moonwalk, cartwheel. Do whatever. I’m all for it. Both ways. lol
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botoxed camel 19h
Amir is my new 2nd favorite baseball player behind Belt.
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