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botoxed camel
I tweet about dinosaurs and the Giants. I'm in the Air Force but really just so I can work on my ping pong game. Belt is the best Brandon in baseball.
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Brandy Jensen Jun 13
maybe now that everyone loves Keanu CONSTANTINE will get the respect it fucking deserves
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Replying to @thehill
So happy that Pelosi didn't bother holding the Iraq War people responsible so they could do it all over again.
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Replying to @PragmatismTK @thehill
Yeah just like Pelosi is being brave by not impeaching Trump which is also making Democrats mad...
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Replying to @CoveChatter @rog61
Giants: yes Yankees: no
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Replying to @mccbumgarner
Like, it's legitimately amazing that pre-humidor pre-Mitchell report baseball at Coors wasn't as live as this.
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So much more legitimate than steroidball... or something.
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botoxed camel 7h
Replying to @thehill
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I don't think the Yanks do Bum for Frazier because Cashman is better than that. Bum and Smith for Frazier is bad for the Giants.
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botoxed camel 7h
Belt's on base streak is over.
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botoxed camel 7h
Replying to @thehill
He's like a lab grown Democrat because he doesn't have the spine for anything but he sounds smart when he talks.
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Replying to @YacovoneRick
Probably nothing the Giants would want to give up. I don't think Bumgarner gets him.
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botoxed camel 9h
The Giants have 0 good starting outfielders and the Yankees are over here sending Clint Frazier down like
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botoxed camel 9h
Bochy is using Pablo to lead off the inning here because he knows the Dutch Oven is about to cook up some runs for the Brewers.
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Replying to @WSJ
HAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA fuck boomers.
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botoxed camel 9h
Smarj is less efficient than Russell Westrook shooting 3s.
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botoxed camel 9h
Damn. Hopefully he comes back strong in a few weeks.
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botoxed camel 9h
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Dude the cashier doesn't care. Stop holding up the line and order your mcdoubles already.
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botoxed camel 10h
Sonny Gray hit a triple? Did someone die running into a wall like in The Natural?
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Replying to @mccbumgarner
lol 9-8 now.
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botoxed camel 10h
The Rockies lead the Padres 9-7... in the 3rd inning.
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