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Max Cohen
Beat writer for the Daily Wildcat, contributor for Armchair All Americans. Follow for all things sports. Views are my own and 💯% right. rt≠endorsements
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Across the Pond Nov 15
Yes, the USMNT lost the game BUT we get to keep Rooney and they get to keep Piers Morgan. So ask yourself, who’s the *real* winner here? 🧐🤔
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Max Cohen Nov 15
Chad ochocinco working out in Quakes gear😲😲😲
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Max Cohen Nov 15
HA Guatemala hit the woodwork on an open net
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Max Cohen Nov 15
So is beating the doggy doodoo out of Guatemala rn and it's just total bullshit that Israel have to play in Europe. Wed see them in the WC frequently should they get to play in Asia or Africa. Screw countries that refuse to play Israel. Its bullshit and costs us success
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Max Cohen Nov 15
Sure is gonna be hype but the homeless world cup going on rn is amazing
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Drew Corrigan Nov 14
Omg this moment between Jimmy and TJ
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Max Cohen Nov 14
They could've found a better picture of me SMH
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Cathleen London MD Nov 11
We do examine assholes all day so it does make us an expert on them. You qualify
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Max Cohen Nov 12
Why did he throw it with one hand? I know it was a buzzer beater but like that's barely a three
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Max Cohen Nov 10
My roommate just told me he doesn't eat latkes with whipped cream, only apple sauce. I'll be moving out immediately
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Jack Hamilton Nov 7
Replying to @jack_hamilton
i love that this abhorrent little gnome hitched his entire career to this wet lumpy psycho and all he got was two years of ritualistic humiliation plus a democrat in his old senate seat. eat shit jeff
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Ai Nov 7
Water in Flint perfectly clean yet??
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Max Cohen Nov 6
Can someone make sure gets to bed early tonight the only Southwest flight to Iowa from El Paso leaves at 5:30 am
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Max Cohen Nov 6
Anyone else kinda nervous about what the assholes who just got voted out pull until the new electees are sworn in?
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Will Parchman Nov 6
It’s been nearly 30 years since Texas last had a Democratic senator. We’re going to come a few tens of thousands of votes short of that tonight. Proud of this motley crew of bandits. 🎶things are charging🎶
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Max Cohen Nov 6
Aww this is so sad but hey we'll see you in 2020 President O'Rourke
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David Gardner Nov 6
FLIP, FLIP, FLIPADELPHIA
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