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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️
Technical Advisor to the CEO at Microsoft and developer advocate at heart. Opinions here are mine only, don't take them too seriously
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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️ 6h
Replying to @chixcancode
And that always made me semi useful. Until today.
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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️ 6h
Replying to @moka747
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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️ 6h
Y'all are hereby ordered to immediately stop using spaces and stick with tabs instead. Is that how we play this game? Did I win?
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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️ 6h
Replying to @moka747
My mom has two birthdays for a similar reason. My wife is in early January and because nobody is available to party on that date, she instead celebrates year-and - a-half dates in July
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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️ 7h
Replying to @matvelloso
The Apprentice, home edition
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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️ 7h
Her: "Open your Facebook and hand me your phone" Me: "What for?" Her: "So I can click like on all these photos I uploaded" Me: "You used to just ask me to click like myself, why the change?" Her: "You're fired"
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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️ 8h
Replying to @adfskitteh
We just saw another practical example of the effectiveness of the art of the deal
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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️ 10h
Replying to @khaledealy
I'm afraid of what that might do to my future life choices
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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️ 10h
Her: "I'll ask if they have olive oil" Me: "Please don't Her:" Why not?" Me:"You're in Greece" Her: "So?" Me: "You might as well ask if they have a mother"
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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️ 10h
Replying to @donasarkar
🀣
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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️ 15h
Replying to @matvelloso
"Hello fellow Greeks!"
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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️ 16h
I'm no specialist but I think this kind of dress hasn't been the current trend for some 2500 years give or take...
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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️ 18h
Truths and myths about the Amazon forest fire: 1-It's bad 2-It's worst since 2013 3-Huge increase from last year (from 39,000 fires to 73,000 so far) 4-Lots of wrong photos from other fires being posted 5-It's below the 15 yr average (not good enough)
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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️ 18h
Replying to @ChloeCondon
Also should cause a lot of damage to your hand but oh well...
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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️ 18h
Replying to @ChloeCondon
So you got me thinking about this. Wondering if you ever tried to increase the angle of the keyboard away from you. In other words, make it face the opposite direction. That should allow you to hit the keys with the face of the finger instead of the tip? πŸ€”
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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️ 18h
Thank God for women
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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️ 19h
Replying to @tonyszko
I do that for many folders. Some folders I want to make sure I have the files offline. So my configuration is as intended, except when I'm on a hotel wifi... The "right" solution in this case is marking the wifi as metered, then OneDrive won't try sync
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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️ 19h
Isn't it great when you're in the hotel and someone dumps 2 Gb of documents on one of your OneDrive work folders, so now my laptop tries to download that every time I turn it on... Need to mark every wifi network here as metered.
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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️ Aug 22
Y'all are walleting wrong
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Mat Velloso is on vacation 😬🏝️ Aug 22
Me writing C# vs me writing Python
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