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Matt Zarb-Cousin
No pasaran and have a nice day🌹
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Tiberius Gracchus 3h
Replying to @mattzarb
Matt lager. Matt's girlfriend lager. Diane Abbott lager, sometimes Mojitos. Different drinks for needs.
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Matt Zarb-Cousin 3h
Replying to @Seanchuckle
Unfortunately no M&S near Shoeburyness station
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Tom Raeside 🌹 4h
Following on from I am at Doncaster Station heading back home with this . Solidarity. ✊️🌹
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Matt Zarb-Cousin 4h
Nah blasting out the air con
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Matt Zarb-Cousin 4h
Replying to @keithjri71
Can make a notable exception
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Matt Zarb-Cousin 4h
Regretted it as soon as I left the house
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Matt Zarb-Cousin 4h
Abbotting is a progressive verb
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Matt Zarb-Cousin 4h
Replying to @MarcusVanHalen
440ml, 4 for £5 .....yes please 4
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Matt Zarb-Cousin 4h
Replying to @SkipperAFC
Heineken sadly
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Matt Zarb-Cousin 4h
Replying to @mattzarb
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rob delaney 5h
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RIP Cheese Room 2017-2019 11h
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Matt Zarb-Cousin 9h
Replying to @SkipperAFC
No Leno? Real shame
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Matt Zarb-Cousin 20h
Reminds me of the time I was in a pub and my mate literally said the word “Corbyn” and the libertarian on the table next to us picked up his pint glass, poured it over his head, burst into tears, and as he walked out revealed he‘d just soiled his adult diaper. Definitely happened
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Matt Zarb-Cousin 22h
Replying to @spooner_ian
Excellent, enjoy it 🍷
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Matt Zarb-Cousin 22h
Replying to @ftobloke
Afraid consumption on trains is what makes Abbotting distinctive. Anything else constitutes merely varying degrees of sesh
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Matt Zarb-Cousin 22h
Let me know if you ever need help arranging for your head to be flushed down the toilet you nerd
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Matt Zarb-Cousin 22h
Replying to @mattzarb
The act of getting cans in for a train journey will now be known as “Abbotting”..... I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules. “We Abbotting on the train?” “I’m definitely Abbotting, don’t want to sober up before we get there.”
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Matt Zarb-Cousin 22h
Replying to @HKesvani
Hyde Park
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Matt Zarb-Cousin 22h
Replying to @brianwhelanhack
Affirmative
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