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Mαtt Thomαs
75 million years ago, turkeys were 7 feet tall and built for speed. And one day, they’ll have their revenge.
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Elizabeth 28 Nov 13
Replying to @mattthomas
HOOOOOLY crap that is terrifying.
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Mαtt Thomαs 28 Nov 13
Replying to @VintageEliz
Actual photograph.
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Elizabeth 28 Nov 13
Replying to @mattthomas
Did you take it when you time traveled to visit the dinosaurs?
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Mαtt Thomαs 28 Nov 13
Replying to @VintageEliz
Yes. But don’t tell anyone. The technology is still a little hush-hush.
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Elizabeth 28 Nov 13
Replying to @mattthomas
My lips are sealed. But I'm still waiting for a ride to the '40s.
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Mαtt Thomαs 28 Nov 13
Replying to @VintageEliz
According to my records, you’re scheduled to be dropped off in 1921, just in time to meet a 30-year-old Ronald Colman.
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Elizabeth 28 Nov 13
Replying to @mattthomas
*tiny hysterical squeak of joy* What am I going to wear?!?!?
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Mαtt Thomαs 28 Nov 13
Replying to @VintageEliz
Better figure it out.
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𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐖𝐞𝐭𝐳𝐞𝐥 28 Nov 13
. "The turkeys were wild, and very fast..." (Author of )
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Jamie Dexter 28 Nov 13
Replying to @mattthomas @MonteJCook
This is why they say, "Gobble gobble." They're foreshadowing.
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Mαtt Thomαs 28 Nov 13
They didn’t have ovens in 1621! Cool video. Thanks.
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Matthew Ingle 22 Nov 17
Replying to @mattthomas
Maybe sooner than we think?
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