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Mαtt Thomαs
Be cool at the equator; keep thy blood fluid at the Pole.
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Mαtt Thomαs 1h
Replying to @ChadComello
Bring out the KANE GIFs!
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Mαtt Thomαs 1h
Ah, December 4, when families all across this great nation of ours gather together to watch David Fincher’s MANK on Netflix.
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Mαtt Thomαs 4h
APOCALYPTO (dir. Mel Gibson, 2006)
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Mαtt Thomαs 4h
Replying to @jondresner
I mean, wouldn’t it haunt you to know someone contracted it from you and died? That would wreck me.
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Mαtt Thomαs 4h
Replying to @iancmason
That’s another way of looking at it!
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Mαtt Thomαs 4h
Replying to @adamkotsko
Nietzschean.
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Mαtt Thomαs 4h
It’s cool that you had COVID and beat it, but who did you pass it on to and kill?
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Mαtt Thomαs 22h
Replying to @smurthys
One of my faves.
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Mαtt Thomαs 22h
Replying to @campcreek
Yes!
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Mαtt Thomαs 23h
Replying to @mgbales
Solaris could go either way.
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Mαtt Thomαs 23h
Replying to @mgbales
True, weirdly.
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Robinson Meyer Dec 3
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Mαtt Thomαs Dec 3
Some movies exist more perfectly as dreams.
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Mαtt Thomαs Dec 3
Replying to @austinkleon
Fuck around and find out … how great Costner is.
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Mαtt Thomαs Dec 3
Replying to @austinkleon
Just taking a break.
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Mαtt Thomαs Dec 3
I discovered across a mysterious metal monolith in my pants a few days after a similar structure was removed from the Utah desert.
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Sarah T. Roberts Dec 3
Humans are not made to Zoom this much!
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Honey, as a bit Dec 3
If I don’t get to see Dune at the Alamo Drafthouse with a pint of $9 IPA, a Beyond Meat® burger and a man behind me loudly explaining plot points to a bored e-girl I will tear this place apart
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Mαtt Thomαs Dec 3
Replying to @MCRMcK
For real.
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Mαtt Thomαs Dec 3
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