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Matt Stancliff
Occupying a human body, unconvincingly. Charting the future of humanity, unevenly. Gay, unproductively. Computationally aggravated.
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Matt Stancliff 9 min
If you thought Apple's software was bad last year, wait until this year since Apple stock keeps reaching new highs three times a month. Employees will be spending 80% of their time dreaming up new boat names instead of fixing features broken for five years.
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Matt Stancliff 5 h
somewhere in DC: merrick garland is being hospitalized for uncontrollable fits of ironic laughter
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rabble 4. velj
Odgovor korisniku/ci @rabble
The caucus app is firebase / react app built by one senior engineer who’s not done mobile apps and a bunch of folks who were very recent code academy graduates who as of a couple months ago worked as a prep cook for Starbucks and receptionist at Regus.
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Sahil Lavingia 4. velj
Instagram still doesn't have an iPad app. Twitter still doesn't let you edit tweets or search DMs. You can launch with less than you think. You may not even need it, ten years later!
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Ramp Capital 4. velj
If you liked at 970 10 minutes ago you should LOVE it at $870 right now
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Matt Stancliff 4. velj
Odgovor korisniku/ci @mattsta
End of day update: Tesla can go straight to hell. Bought 30 of these Friday at $0.08. Sold Monday for $1.74 when prices were dropping. Will be kicking myself the rest of the year over that. Look at 3:50pm vs. at-close though.
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Adrienne Porter Felt 4. velj
A solid 10% of being an engineering manager is asking two people if they've talked to each other yet
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Matt Stancliff 4. velj
Odgovor korisniku/ci @rtfeldman @andy_kelley
Our router used to crash every other month because 49 days is 2^32 milliseconds.
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Matt Stancliff 4. velj
Odgovor korisniku/ci @mattsta
"these used to be X, but now they are the OPPOSITE of X!"
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Matt Stancliff 4. velj
Odgovor korisniku/ci @gaywonk
Journalist Lapdog would make a great character.
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Matt Stancliff 4. velj
Crazy thing about Tesla’s 100% volatility this month: as the calls are surging towards 300,000% profit since Friday, the puts are up too:
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Matt Stancliff 4. velj
Odgovor korisniku/ci @mattsta
In-market update: It was worth $80,000 pre-market, but now it's up to $192,000. If you're following along, I sold yesterday for $3,000. Feeling great!
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let me know how i can be helpful 4. velj
Odgovor korisniku/ci @vcstarterkit
The “innovation & disruption” tweet used when facing a minor inconvenience Ex: “It’s crazy how outdated the experience of [reserving a private jet to Aspen] is. Anybody working on disrupting this space? I have some thoughts”
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MalwareTech 4. velj
Odgovor korisniku/ci @kevvyg
the normalist. all the normal.
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thaddeus e. grugq 4. velj
Odgovor korisniku/ci @mattsta
Tesla is the new bitcoin
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Matt Stancliff 4. velj
Odgovor korisniku/ci @mattsta
"oh, you've been following tutorials and architected your entire environment around classes by extending React.Component? PUNK'D! WE ONLY USE FUNCTIONS NOW! NONE OF YOUR COMPONENTS WILL WORK WITH NEW FEATURES! DOUBLE PUNK'D!"
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Matt Stancliff 4. velj
react is like if the producers of punk'd wrote a software platform
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Ramp Capital 4. velj
is like that friend you have on Instagram who travels the world living a fancy life and you secretly hope they run out of money
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Matt Stancliff 4. velj
Odgovor korisniku/ci @mattsta
Great advice🖕
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Matt Stancliff 4. velj
this video is already outdated (failed position update: those 30 calls I sold for $3,000 yesterday would be worth $180,000 right now.)
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