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Matt Stancliff
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itinerant, coming to a city near you
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Occupying a human body, unconvincingly. Charting the future of humanity, unevenly. Gay, unproductively. Computationally aggravated.
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Matt Stancliff
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If you thought Apple's software was bad last year, wait until this year since Apple stock keeps reaching new highs three times a month.
Employees will be spending 80% of their time dreaming up new boat names instead of fixing features broken for five years. twitter.com/marcoarment/st…
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Matt Stancliff
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somewhere in DC: merrick garland is being hospitalized for uncontrollable fits of ironic laughter pic.twitter.com/zYHLX4QcIT
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rabble
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The caucus app is firebase / react app built by one senior engineer who’s not done mobile apps and a bunch of folks who were very recent code academy graduates who as of a couple months ago worked as a prep cook for Starbucks and receptionist at Regus.
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Instagram still doesn't have an iPad app.
Twitter still doesn't let you edit tweets or search DMs.
You can launch with less than you think. You may not even need it, ten years later!
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Ramp Capital
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If you liked $TSLA at 970 10 minutes ago you should LOVE it at $870 right now
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Matt Stancliff
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End of day update: Tesla can go straight to hell.
Bought 30 of these Friday at $0.08. Sold Monday for $1.74 when prices were dropping.
Will be kicking myself the rest of the year over that.
Look at 3:50pm vs. at-close though. pic.twitter.com/zmM4y333lq
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Adrienne Porter Felt
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A solid 10% of being an engineering manager is asking two people if they've talked to each other yet
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Matt Stancliff
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Our router used to crash every other month because 49 days is 2^32 milliseconds.
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Matt Stancliff
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"these used to be X, but now they are the OPPOSITE of X!" pic.twitter.com/KggmJjUIXX
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Matt Stancliff
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Journalist Lapdog would make a great character.
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Matt Stancliff
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Crazy thing about Tesla’s 100% volatility this month: as the calls are surging towards 300,000% profit since Friday, the puts are up too: pic.twitter.com/LbfIhZQPeN
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Matt Stancliff
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In-market update: It was worth $80,000 pre-market, but now it's up to $192,000.
If you're following along, I sold yesterday for $3,000. Feeling great!
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let me know how i can be helpful
@vcstarterkit
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The “innovation & disruption” tweet used when facing a minor inconvenience
Ex: “It’s crazy how outdated the experience of [reserving a private jet to Aspen] is. Anybody working on disrupting this space? I have some thoughts”
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MalwareTech
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the normalist. all the normal.
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thaddeus e. grugq
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Tesla is the new bitcoin
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Matt Stancliff
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"oh, you've been following tutorials and architected your entire environment around classes by extending React.Component?
PUNK'D!
WE ONLY USE FUNCTIONS NOW! NONE OF YOUR COMPONENTS WILL WORK WITH NEW FEATURES!
DOUBLE PUNK'D!"
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Matt Stancliff
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react is like if the producers of punk'd wrote a software platform
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Ramp Capital
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$TSLA is like that friend you have on Instagram who travels the world living a fancy life and you secretly hope they run out of money
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Matt Stancliff
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Great advice🖕 pic.twitter.com/B4rHKx3BL1
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this video is already outdated
(failed position update: those 30 calls I sold for $3,000 yesterday would be worth $180,000 right now.) pic.twitter.com/I6EFVlqJNB
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