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Matthew Johns
Not so much a stream of consciousness, more of a slurry
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Matthew Johns 8h
Concerned that May thought she'd win sympathy by mentioning the underfunding of Schools, Hospitals and the Police
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Matthew Johns 8h
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Matthew Johns 9h
Maybot says nothing.
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Matthew Johns 12h
Annoyed that every time I think I’ve got a nice comedic slogan for a placard, actual politics become even more farcical
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Matthew Johns 12h
Just wrote to my MP as to what I expect in relation to Brexit . I suggest you do too
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Alan Beattie 20h
NO-ONE COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS
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Bloke From Barnsley #FSFA #The5Million 18h
Please sign and share this. Let's get it to 100,000 in a record time. Petition: Revoke Article 50 and remain in the EU.
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Matthew Johns 17h
Both parliament and EU say “give us a plan”. May says “I’ll ask a third time.”
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Samuel West 20h
Four days to go. Let’s make it a million people. See you there
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Matthew Johns Mar 19
Replying to @avibryant
Are you talking about an extension or variant type-safety e.g. “speed” type can only hold types of “distance” over “time” types?
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Matthew Johns Mar 19
Just wondering how it’ll be spun if EU say (again) that there’s no extension without a plan.
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Nick Mar 19
Replying to @RoryStewartUK
Rubbish The referendum was advisory, not an instruction A previous Parliament voted to trigger Article 50, this is not binding on the present Parliament We have a Representative Democracy, not a plebiscitary one; MPs make the decisions The double jeopardy rule is 415 years old
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Matthew Johns Mar 19
New fashion seen. Cardigans with the seams on the outside. No he wasn’t wearing it inside out.
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Matthew Johns Mar 19
Maybe the real result was that we had Parliamentary Sovereignty within us all along
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(((Sigourney Beaver))) Mar 18
Male turkeys are very chivalrous. They make sure all their hens are fed before they eat, and they make sure the hens are settled for the night before retiring. They will defend them to the death! However, they will occasionally tread a hen turkey to death when randy so 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
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Matthew Johns Mar 18
When MCU Captain Danvers changes her suit colours, they first become that of DC's Captain Marvel Shazam before settling.
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Matthew Johns Mar 18
Replying to @martinmcgrath
Impressive!
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Matthew Johns Mar 18
Why isn’t my voicemail voice controlled? It’s the only time my phone is by my ear where I can’t press a button
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Matthew Johns Mar 18
A camera uses 6 controls: aperture, speed, ASA, focus, zoom & shoot. New one has 15 buttons, 3 dials & a touchscreen 🤯
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Josh Lowe Mar 18
Anyway if you are an MP who basically thought the deal was passable but were waiting for the third go to vote for it for reasons of obscure political game playing, maybe this will teach you to be a serious lawmaker and not a child
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