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Matthew Johns
Not so much a stream of consciousness, more of a slurry
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Matthew Johns Nov 12
Replying to @Robertomorley
Was wondering what’d happened to Rosie/@rapagena & found your sympathies & her account deleted(?) Are you able to tell me what happened?
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Matthew Johns Nov 11
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Paul Nov 10
I have envy. Have a great time, folks - and a pint of something dark and stouty for me :-)
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Matthew Johns Nov 10
Found footage from last Saturday
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Matthew Johns Nov 10
Replying to @lilmachine
Pretty much …
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Natasha Nov 10
This will 100% look like you're hanging baubles of your own urine on your Christmas tree
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Al Jazeera English Nov 10
"We're running dangerously low on medical supplies." Hundreds will die in Yemen unless Saudi siege ends, medical sources in Sanaa tell Al Jazeera
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Matthew Johns Nov 10
It appears that being thick and rich beats smart strong and hardworking.
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Jim Williams Nov 7
This kid clearly won Halloween this year!
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Matthew Johns Nov 9
Oh fuck. They've stooped to 'enshrining in legislation' again.
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Janet McKnight Nov 9
Not good for hill starts
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Matthew Johns Nov 9
It’s not hypocrisy to swim away from the sharks whilst still arguing against sharks in the pool.
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Matthew Johns Nov 9
Well we won’t be able to once we’ve given up our veto by leaving…
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Stonekettle Nov 8
Laws DON'T stop crime. That's not the law's purpose. Laws give society legal recourse when members behave in a manner that harms civilization. If there wasn't a law again murder, you couldn't prosecute people for murder. Or theft. Or rape. Or etc
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Matthew Johns Nov 9
Twitter’s got me thinking about unnecessary characters: Scrappy Doo, Jarjar Binks, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, Redshirts etc
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Matthew Johns Nov 9
When you meet a stranger in The City similarly pinstriped and end up chatting about Comicon & their membership of the 501st Legion
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Matthew Johns Nov 9
Not sure any science fiction character has really benefited from rainbow patterns: Wilma Deering, Mork, Wesley Crusher & now The Doctor
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Matthew Johns Nov 9
Pretty certain I’ll be leaving twitter next week. 10 years on, whilst most of you are great, the 2 minute hate bots I can live without
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The Register Nov 8
Evil pixels: researcher demos data-theft over screen-share protocols
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Matthew Johns Nov 8
I do have a worry that teaching AIs to procrastinate may not be the best use of their time
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