Twitter | Search | |
Matthew Royer
Homer Simpson's stunt double
589
Tweets
53
Following
39
Followers
Tweets
Matthew Royer Jun 1
Join and we'll both get a stock like , , or for free. Make sure to use my link.
Reply Retweet Like
Matthew Royer Mar 6
Rompway has a better ring to it.
Reply Retweet Like
Matthew Royer retweeted
JasonLastname Mar 6
Tugboats are just regular boats that take long showers.
Reply Retweet Like
Matthew Royer Mar 6
Replying to @SethMacFarlane
Yes, more Isaac! "This isn't a joke, you psychopath. You dismembered me!"
Reply Retweet Like
Matthew Royer Mar 6
Replying to @AaronPeck
Stop looking through my windows...
Reply Retweet Like
Matthew Royer retweeted
Julius Sharpe Feb 27
“Yahoo! Email - for when you don’t want people to have your real email.”
Reply Retweet Like
Matthew Royer retweeted
Elon Musk Feb 6
Printed on the circuit board of a car in deep space
Reply Retweet Like
Matthew Royer retweeted
Alec Sulkin Nov 15
I don’t mean to be that guy, but shouldn’t Hey Jude have a comma in it?
Reply Retweet Like
Matthew Royer retweeted
JasonLastname Nov 8
Sneak a weird skill on your resume just to see if they're even reading it. Quick learner; proficient in catching live chickens.
Reply Retweet Like
Matthew Royer retweeted
Julius Sharpe Nov 7
Danny Glover was only 41 when he said he was getting too old for this shit.
Reply Retweet Like
Matthew Royer retweeted
Unitus [We ONLY give away $UIS] Nov 17
Current algo stats. Thanks for mining ! The 1st coin in to combine multiple algorithms with merge .
Reply Retweet Like
Matthew Royer retweeted
Unitus [We ONLY give away $UIS] Oct 29
Mine via CPU, GPU or ASIC. can be mined by anyone regardless of the type of hardware they have.
Reply Retweet Like
Matthew Royer retweeted
Crypto Bonaparte Oct 17
To spread cheer and security awareness, I'm doing a GIVEAWAY!! RT and Follow to enter! Winner announced after 500 rts
Reply Retweet Like
Matthew Royer 17 Mar 17
Replying to @mma0311
hahaha awesome.
Reply Retweet Like
Matthew Royer retweeted
Obhan 17 Mar 17
Yep, just finished episode 3 and Iron Fist is grand, don't know what was bothering the critics so much.
Reply Retweet Like
Matthew Royer retweeted
Corey Simpson 17 Mar 17
is pretty good. The dialogue could be better but it's entertaining. Recommended for sure if you're into the genre.
Reply Retweet Like
Matthew Royer retweeted
Nick Offerman 8 Nov 16
Dear America, Passions will run high 2nite Please take the high road & embrace ur fellow citizens no matter the outcome🇺🇸
Reply Retweet Like
Matthew Royer retweeted
Norm Macdonald 8 Nov 16
Writing books is a fine thing but when you write a novel and then they go and call it non-fiction that can break a guy's spirit.
Reply Retweet Like