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Matthew Royer
Homer Simpson's stunt double
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Alec Sulkin Nov 15
I don’t mean to be that guy, but shouldn’t Hey Jude have a comma in it?
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JasonLastname Nov 8
Sneak a weird skill on your resume just to see if they're even reading it. Quick learner; proficient in catching live chickens.
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Julius Sharpe Nov 7
Danny Glover was only 41 when he said he was getting too old for this shit.
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Unitus Nov 17
Current algo stats. Thanks for mining ! The 1st coin in to combine multiple algorithms with merge .
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Ethan Mace Nov 8
Why is Coinbase down? Do we have anything to worry about?
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Unitus Oct 29
Mine via CPU, GPU or ASIC. can be mined by anyone regardless of the type of hardware they have.
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[M2₿]🔥 Oct 17
To spread cheer and security awareness, I'm doing a GIVEAWAY!! RT and Follow to enter! Winner announced after 500 rts
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Covfefe Rock🇺🇸 Jun 29
[inventor of public restrooms] What if people were close enough to hold hands while they poop?
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Matthew Royer Mar 17
Replying to @mma0311
hahaha awesome.
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Obhan Mar 17
Yep, just finished episode 3 and Iron Fist is grand, don't know what was bothering the critics so much.
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Corey Simpson Mar 17
is pretty good. The dialogue could be better but it's entertaining. Recommended for sure if you're into the genre.
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Nick Offerman 8 Nov 16
Dear America, Passions will run high 2nite Please take the high road & embrace ur fellow citizens no matter the outcome🇺🇸
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Norm Macdonald 8 Nov 16
Writing books is a fine thing but when you write a novel and then they go and call it non-fiction that can break a guy's spirit.
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Bill Murray 23 Jun 16
I’m still kind of pissed they never told us how to get to Sesame Street.
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JasonLastname 9 Aug 16
I'll have the BLT, but hold the mayo. In your hand. Then wipe it on so it's warm.
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JasonLastname 9 Aug 16
[date night] Me: I'll just have water. Waiter: We only have milk products. Me: What? Cow: Huh?
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JasonLastname 7 Aug 16
You can usually tell the milk is spoiled when it only sits next to the white, free-range eggs.
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JasonLastname 4 Aug 16
do all whales make songs or only the depressed, self absorbed whales
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Philip DeFranco 9 Jun 16
Wow! The video at just passed 10 million views. Love seeing common sense/decency shared.
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