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Matthew Sparks
Coronavirus free since 1974.
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Matthew Sparks Jul 31
I have a furry, purry wrist pad at my desk today.
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Matthew Sparks Jul 30
Replying to @hwallop @BillBailey
Liking the reference.
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Matthew Sparks Jul 30
A big loss to the regional, and national, television landscape. You will be missed by many, but I hope you enjoy your well deserved retirement.
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Matthew Sparks Jul 21
Replying to @talbzmeister @fesshole
It's a frustration when I've faffed around with settings for ages and taken a very average picture. Then my wife comes along with her iPhone, does a single click, and the picture is amazing.
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Matthew Sparks Jul 18
I hope it's sorted in time for my birthday.
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Matthew Sparks Jul 16
I am giving back to my community due to Covid-19! If I send you a birthday card today, i expect you to send me two next month. Happy birthday dear boy.
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Matthew Sparks Jul 11
Replying to @fearnsey71
I think you've been hanging around with my wife a bit too much.
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Matthew Sparks Jul 11
Replying to @talbzmeister
I'll miss you when you've gone.
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Matthew Sparks Jul 11
I'm out properly today, getting a new tyre. Quite reasonably, I've got a mask on and I'm only one of two people I've seen. But my general conclusion for wearing one: I look a bit of a twat.
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Matthew Sparks Jul 10
Dreadfully sad to hear of the death. I have great admiration for Specials. They put so much in to serving the community without financial recompense. My best wishes to his family and colleagues.
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Matthew Sparks Jul 9
Such a dreadful shame for the team, Grand Central and Birmingham in whole.
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Matthew Sparks Jul 9
The last thing I would criticise John Lewis for is customer service. If the team are talking to each other and deliberately not talking to customers, then that's an entirely different story. But I've never seen that. I'm sad for both the team and Birmingham.
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Matthew Sparks Jul 8
Replying to @ryanplb11
I think you've sat near Stu for too long.
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Matthew Sparks Jul 7
Replying to @Leese72
Still only a jog. Nothing too hardcore. But I'm really pleased with the success. I never thought I could do it. Still much more to achieve though: longer and faster.
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Matthew Sparks Jul 7
It's not all about accents that people think they can mock effectively.
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Matthew Sparks Jul 6
Replying to @WHS_Carpet
Will this Black Country's finest play-on-words establishment be an acceptable candidate?
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Matthew Sparks Jul 4
Replying to @leedbow
Thankfully I don't look so eighties... Or sweaty.
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Matthew Sparks Jul 4
Replying to @MasterDave_S
Cheers Dave. I too had some evil shin splints early on but a few bits of punishing cool down exercises helped. Also, I've hardly been hammering it. Just a gentle jog really. I think a few beers to celebrate tonight though.
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Matthew Sparks Jul 4
Replying to @KevTatlow
That clearly sounds the better option!
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Matthew Sparks Jul 4
My achievement for today. I've completed the programme. Of course, this is just the start, but not bad for an exercise-hating, fat, type 1 diabetic. 🛋 🏃 🥇
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