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Matt Gemmell
Scottish author of action-thriller/paranormal novels. Husband to . Likes are denouncements of all you stand for.
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Matt Gemmell 1h
Replying to @zendrael
Writers earn almost nothing, in almost all cases, everywhere. And certainly in mine.
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Matt Gemmell 1h
Replying to @MuaadElsharif
Whisky is very well indeed.
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Matt Gemmell 4h
Happy Sunday, humans. I'm having a relaxed morning. Feel free to Ask Me Anything… or not. 👍
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Matt Gemmell 5h
Replying to @emotionalpedant
The cool thing is that eventually those options are equivalent.
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Matt Gemmell 17h
Replying to @charlesarthur
Except me. Good lord, don't trust me just because I have this blue tick.
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Matt Gemmell 17h
iOS 11 strips AMP crud when coping URLs. 👍 Any chance they'll do the same for Apple News? 👎
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Matt Gemmell 17h
Unreasonably funny. I was briefly incapacitated. 😂
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Matt Gemmell 17h
Mum, granddad's on twitter again and he hasn't taken his medicine.
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Matt Gemmell 18h
Replying to @ccgus
Straight from Latin via presumed convention for easier vocalisation than its root compound "subfix": attach below. bf harder to say than ff.
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Matt Gemmell retweeted
Kim Haunty 👻 Oct 19
Aliens: we want to study ur kind. take us to ur leader Americans:(nervous)haha what um no well see here’s the thing uh now’s not a good time
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Matt Gemmell 18h
Replying to @mattgemmell
Also, everyone on Discovery is kind of greasy all the time. Who knew the Klingons were the leading exporters of tea tree oil?
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Matt Gemmell 18h
Working on my 2018 resolutions. 1. Don't die in a US-provoked nuclear war. 2. Try to stop hating people who say, e.g., "I have a Twitter".
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Matt Gemmell 18h
Replying to @richturton @neilinglis
Sure, but most flights won't have one.
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Matt Gemmell 18h
Discovery is Starfleet's Klingons-without-ridges era, but for principles, ethics, chain of command, and consistent characterisation.
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Matt Gemmell 18h
Discovery is all over the place. This comment works on at least two levels.
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Matt Gemmell 18h
Replying to @fehnman @ulyssesapp
Is it going to come off the list anytime soon?
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Matt Gemmell 18h
I'm a window person. I just have a large bladder and don't want to be wakened because someone else's is smaller. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Matt Gemmell 19h
Replying to @emotionalpedant
Being in a relationship with someone whose name is a number is decidedly abnormal.
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Matt Gemmell 20h
Replying to @mcphat
Yes.
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Matt Gemmell 22h
Also, please actually tell about this if you agree. Don't just like/RT! 👍
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