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mathew olson
• associate editor at • co-host of and • live my life a quarter mile at a time • he/him •
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mathew olson 7m
torn between loving pathfinder and worrying that pathfinder is exactly what the b*ston dyn*mics robot that'll be killing folks in 10 years will look like
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mathew olson 1h
knocked over a bowl and the fork in it bravely dove in front, bending on impact to prevent the bowl from shattering. thank your forks, folks
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Garrett Martin 3h
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the other Daniel Mallory Ortberg 8h
You Are A Stammering New Priest Among The Viking-Men! They Laugh At Your New Religion Through Sheaves Of Ale And Capons, Ho-Ho-Ho They Do! How Will You Make Them Listen, Little Smoothcheeks?
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ALTON☭ Feb 15
Me looking at my old problematic posts and cancelling old me
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Ryan Brown 🎮 11h
An absolute treasure trove of new Pokémon Gen 1 prototype info has been unearthed. Includes unfinished Pokémon, maps, trainer differences, Missingno info, and more:
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mathew olson 3h
looks like someone's gotta update their bio to "Award-winning & -losing freelance journalist, plus joke thief!!!"
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U.G.I.S. 5h
Aaron Sorkin saw every single one of your “thank god the Newsroom was cancelled before it could cover X event” tweets and has written a script for each
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Will🦕Menaker Feb 15
Every Paul Verhoeven film is essentially a documentary about 21st Century America
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David Roth Feb 17
A gently smirking Colin Jost, his hair unusually fluffy, on the cover of one of those 1991 comedian books. It's a hardback that weighs 3.5 pounds and the title is like JOST KIDDING or JOST FOR LAUGHS. He's wearing a nubby maroon sweater.
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mathew olson Feb 17
apex: good thing is that i’m having fun playing a game online, the bad thing is children who want to criticize me over mic are also playing
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tom schwartz’s transition lenses Feb 17
if I talk about how this actually makes me feel I’ll get suspended for murder threats so I’d just like to say: i’m goeing too have a rage blackout :)
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🕯Nellie Killian🕯 Feb 17
I just realized Frasier probably liked Cheers because he missed his dad while he was in Boston
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mathew olson Feb 15
if swell dive had a photobooth it’d be a perfect bar, just saying 📷
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Kadane Clark Feb 12
This has been blowing up everywhere since I posted it on Tik Tok. Figured I'd throw it up on my feed
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nolan Feb 15
the past 10 weeks
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Marie Bardi Feb 15
Lmao this was the Oscar party invite I made for this year, I’m still laughing about it
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mathew olson Feb 15
hi, don't do this
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mathew olson Feb 15
Replying to @RyanGilleece
wow, really captured the bug eyes
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libby watson Feb 15
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