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MaryMajesty
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Icon and Header by the amazing and lovely @aucremie who you should absolutely go follow Right Now
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MaryMajesty
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Please. Look at them. pic.twitter.com/mE1pljysgh
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Wow, money really CAN buy happiness pic.twitter.com/E3T0jKatJl
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...that makes it sound like you werent already
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didnt you do this one already or is my brain lagging
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Doing god's work pic.twitter.com/P9TNoTTb9O
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"Honk!" he yelled.
"Honk honk honk honk honk honk hooonk!"
His classmates agreed.
I'm listening to the audiobook The Magicians and heard this priceless gem
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THE WATER IS BACK OH MY GOD I CAN FINALLY WASH MY HANDS AGAIN
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Nope! It's still out, 3 hours after it was supposed to be back. All I can do is wait and pray I'll be able to brush my teeth tonight
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MaryMajesty
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It's been two hours since the water was supposed to be back and it's still not back
Please just let me flush my toilet, I'm begging you
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MaryMajesty
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please do, i wanna be able to compliment your art and your looks at the same time
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MaryMajesty
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aw man, i was really looking forward to it... :(
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dont feel down, youve done him a favor
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I miss water
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I have to go to University before 2 PM so I can register for an exam, so I was just about to take a shower and head out. Surprise surprise, my apartment doesn't have any water. Turns out there's maintenance work going on and there won't be any water until 3 PM 🙃
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MaryMajesty
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I deleted the tweets. I'm sorry.
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i was told they were the epitome of american chocolate.
to me they tasted like those cheap ass no name chocolate throwaway shit that your grandparents give you for christmas along with a 20 dollar bill
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MaryMajesty
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you are forgiven. just this once.
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...please reconsider
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yet another reason not to buy them, aside from the fact that they taste like ass
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MaryMajesty
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@DonoBessie This reminds me of a certain someone!
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