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Mary
Writer. Gardener. Wanderer. Radio wrangling by day. Planetary science at Birkbeck by night. 🌋🌌 Freelance journo - for &
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Bethany Black Aug 17
I had no idea Google were putting conservatives in electro-convulsive therapy and chemically castrating them. Huge if true.
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Mary 10h
"OMG are our neighbours fighting?" "Nah, I think they have a giant spider..."
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Mary 21h
Also there is a point beyond 15, and I have eaten it.
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Mary 21h
Today has been educational. Also now realising how I've lucked into living with someone who shares my beliefs 😂
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Mary 21h
Replying to @RosieWyatt @lozopus
Only banana bread when you come & visit then 😂
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Mary 22h
Replying to @Iudex_phil
Tricky. Luckily flatmate & I are the same, so we just both buy bananas & trade the ripest.
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Mary 22h
Replying to @samincittagazze
Truly the curse of the modern age
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Mary 22h
Replying to @samincittagazze
I don't think I notice the sweetness so much as the texture. I thought I hated bananas as a kid but my mum was just giving me green ones 😷
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Mary 22h
Twitter 2017: sidestepping an argument about natural birth only to get into one about banana ripeness.
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Mary 23h
Replying to @lozopus
Also you literally get more banana. The skin is like paper thin by then.
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Mary 23h
Replying to @lozopus
Truly! Once the stalk is yellow, I'm good.
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Mary 23h
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XKCD Comic Aug 16
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Mary 23h
Replying to @zwetan
Oh definitely. I just feel smacked in the face by the middle class tone (whether inherited or acquired) of a lot of their content.
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Mary 24h
Replying to @maryhalton
..but they deliver this. "I was sick of being tired, & spending too much money on taxis and takeaways because saving seemed pointless" 🤦‍♀️
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Mary 24h
I always start reading The Pool articles wanting to find something that resonates with my own life...
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Mary Aug 18
Took myself to Girls Trip. Tiffany Haddish is a pure goddess of comedy & reduced our full screening to actual hysterical tears
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Mary Aug 18
Replying to @daniel_barker
Have just finished (& loved) A Closed & Common Orbit by Becky Chambers.
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Ava DuVernay Aug 17
Sorry, cowards. Too late. Can tear the paper. Can't tear what the film has shared and shown. Just like this poster, the fist stays raised.✊🏾
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Mary Aug 18
I actually inhaled toothpaste. 😂 If you haven't heard her story about taking Will & Jada Pinkett Smith on a Groupon swamp tour, Google it 🙏
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