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Martyn T. Stallard
Actor, writer, admin officer, infrequent twitterer.
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Martyn T. Stallard Apr 20
Alright, I don’t want to scare you but....Zombie Jesus is outside your home. Right. Now. He knows you have chocolate. He thinks it’s his chocolate. The only way to get rid of him is to eat all of that chocolate. RIGHT. NOW.
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Martyn T. Stallard Apr 20
There’s a lovely effect about 5mins from the end of the last episode. Other than that...😶
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Martyn T. Stallard Apr 7
Something’s not right with the Mini Eggs...
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Martyn T. Stallard Apr 6
Holy shit, we’re in a pub watching live footage of a tiny man beating the living shit out of an animal so that it goes a little bit faster that the other animals that are having the living shit beat out of them. Go Humans!
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Martyn T. Stallard Mar 31
One Cat to Rule Them All.
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Jay Rayner Mar 30
So vote leave, headed up by and along with has admitted it broke electoral law multiple times. It’s not an allegation. They admit it. This should be huge news. Pls RT.
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Martyn T. Stallard Mar 29
I really like still being in the EU, it’s great.
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Martyn T. Stallard Mar 23
Afternoon drinking and busting some hardcore moves to Sigrid’s ‘Sucker Punch’ , freaking the feline flip out of Thessaly cat.
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Martyn T. Stallard Mar 20
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Martyn T. Stallard Mar 18
Eating salty peanuts. Fingers covered in salt. Rubbing the excess salt on my shirt. Got a salty shoulder.
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Martyn T. Stallard Mar 17
Replying to @cardiffbites
Yup. It suuuuuuucks.
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Martyn T. Stallard Mar 17
Finally have this but too full of cold to play it🤒
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Martyn T. Stallard Mar 1
Working myself up to start on a new writing project so it’s a mixture of excitement, depression and listening to Hamilton for inspiration &UFD
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Martyn T. Stallard Feb 23
Replying to @ElisabethNeveux
What is this? Why is this? How do we get this?!
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Martyn T. Stallard Feb 14
Guy over the shop buying tobacco wearing a dressing gown and pyjamas. Is this a thing now? Why does it make me feel like the world is even more fucked than I thought it was...?
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Martyn T. Stallard Feb 5
Replying to @madsciencefilms
Well, I’ve seen Battle Beyond the Stars, so I’ve seen half of this.
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Martyn T. Stallard Feb 5
Replying to @madsciencefilms
That’s Friday night sorted!
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James Felton Jan 30
At the end of Of Mice and Men Lenny is in big trouble. Rather than tell him that there's no way out, his brother describes again how they're going to live on a beautiful ranch & tend rabbits, before shooting Lenny in the back of the head. Anyway that's where we are as a country.
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James  Plumb Jan 14
We’ve released more exclusive content to our lovely backers on the LITTLE MONSTER DVD preorder campaign over on Indiegogo. There’s still two weeks to go, so from just £3 you can help
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Martyn T. Stallard Jan 11
Replying to @ellardent
Reading that, it’s a shame they didn’t keep the glow of Regeneration Energy in the Doctors first scene.
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