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Martyn
PR Manager. Audrey Roberts Noise creator. Proud owner of a Deirdre Barlow tattoo. Won Come Dine With Me once. My life peaked when I met Mariah Carey ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท
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Martyn 22 May 17
When you sneak out for a toilet break on the Macy Gray song and the entire arena had the same idea
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Martyn 22 May 17
Me listening to all my friends worrying about being in work tomorrow and remembering I'm not in work until August
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Martyn 22 May 17
When the badmanz on the train take a break from staring at you to sip their Echo Falls rose
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Martyn 22 May 17
Yasss๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ
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Martyn 22 May 17
Replying to @adam_ughh
Wow
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Martyn 22 May 17
Life is for living ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Martyn 22 May 17
Replying to @anorderlymess
Omg
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Martyn 22 May 17
Name a more iconic duo
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BBC Radio 5 Live 22 May 17
Any superfans out there who can match Martynโ€™s Deirdre Barlow tattoo? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Martyn 22 May 17
Replying to @ife0ma @xocheapy
SCREAMING
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Martyn 22 May 17
Replying to @martynhett
Queen of sending me vintage photos of Gail privately
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Martyn 22 May 17
Replying to @LauraMcDonald_A
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Martyn 22 May 17
Replying to @martynhett
Another favourite from the archives. She was quite literally not at the house party, because again, we've never met
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Martyn 22 May 17
Replying to @LauraMcDonald_A
She's honestly so adorable, I have a whole collection of comments like this
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Martyn 22 May 17
Replying to @martynhett
I love her
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Martyn 22 May 17
Replying to @martynhett
She's just left this comment on my photo album for my leaving do. I've literally never met her ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Martyn 22 May 17
My friend's auntie always leaves really weird comments on my Facebook. I've never met her and never really know how to respond
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Martyn 22 May 17
Replying to @70sStreetFan
Just talking about Vic Reeve's casting :) I'll tweet it tomorrow when they've uploaded it to iplayer
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Elliott 22 May 17
Replying to @martynhett
It was such a quick read I nearly missed it. Shady bitch
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Martyn 22 May 17
Omg I feel bad for shading Sarah Harding but IT'S TRUE SHE WAS TERRIBLE
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