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Mark Ritson
Marketing professor and columnist. A bigger threat than Google and Facebook combined. Apparently.
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Mark Ritson 20h
Replying to @al_macca @jpmorgan
my method better
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Mark Ritson Sep 19
Replying to @stdavies
No. That’s my other talk. The bucket is bigger.
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Marketing Week Sep 18
The has opened nominations for the 10th intake of its Scholarship programme: 🎓
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Mark Ritson Sep 19
Replying to @Isa_Almoawda
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Mark Ritson Sep 19
Explaining Blockchain to a room full of marketers. If you want to hire me to explain it to your team please get in touch. I use a small bucket filled with dog shit, a blow torch and blindfolds as part of my "explanation".
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Mark Ritson Sep 19
Replying to @SukiinMarketing
Once you know you don't know Suki, market research becomes waaaaaaay more interesting.
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Mark Ritson Sep 19
Replying to @daveylittle
Proves my point. Just kept saying the same thing in English (I was wearing an England cricket shirt at the time) and eventually all is clear. Foreign languages totally over-rated.
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Mark Ritson Sep 19
Brilliant conversation.
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Mark Ritson Sep 19
cage bit important
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Mark Ritson Sep 18
Replying to @Abdulhadialasmi
True for French, Saudi and other nationalities. But if you’re English it’s the exception. It’s appropriate for us overseas to speak only in English, ask for just English food and wear symbolically English clothing (football shirts etc) as much as possible. Foreigners love this.
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Mark Ritson Sep 18
Replying to @ex_digita
If he blagged the whole thing and was just talking nonsense I want him as our next PM.
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Mark Ritson Sep 18
they will also bite your fucking legs off Trevor because they smell blood. Which is the point of the metaphor.
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Mark Ritson Sep 18
Yeah, you are all a bunch of sweethearts! Glad you all feel so nice about each other. I got 300 messages in one day harrying me about a column I wrote. Thats not "civility", its being a mob of shitheads. Whether you like it or not. Your ideological ends do not justify your means
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Mark Ritson Sep 18
Replying to @Abdulhadialasmi
Japan apparently. No reason not to to address them all in English. If some have lower levels of language proficiency (first of all shame on them) just lift the volume level of your English so foreign people can understand you.
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Mark Ritson Sep 18
Replying to @reelists_co
Exactly. Send them an email. In english.
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Mark Ritson Sep 18
Look, this is is very unbritish. Make the fuckers listen to you in English. If that proves to be hard for them, shout English at them. It’s the only way they will understand. This “speaking in their language” stuff is not on. Where will it all end?
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StrategyNashville Sep 17
"Somewhere between the commodifying monochrome of physical and mental availability and the achingly cool, belief-based world of ‘inspiring communities to be great’ is a middle path. A path we can call differentiated brand image." via
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Mark Ritson Sep 17
Replying to @rorysutherland
What’s the verdict on qf10?
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Rory Sutherland 8 May 16
There are times when Amazon has a kind of accidental comedic genius, but this is unsurpassable
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Mark Ritson Sep 17
Having been on the receiving end of some of approach I can confirm there is little respect involved. They inundate you with offensive social media messages and attempt to bully you into submission. It’s an approach beloved of all ideological bigots - left & right
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