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dad tired
one thing you forget about star wars is how much of the original trilogy is just darth vader flying in some place to chew some guy out about construction delays
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dad tired Oct 25
Replying to @markpopham
he's like the mckinsey consultant from hell
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dad tired Oct 25
Replying to @markpopham
Death Star Rescue with Darth Vader
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dad tired Oct 25
Replying to @markpopham
ahahah this is 100% it and, like. Darth Vader is a guy who got promoted out of a role that he likes and is good at (jedi murder) into a role that he hates (consulting infrastructure project manager)
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dad tired Oct 25
Replying to @markpopham
PALPATINE: come be my dark apprentice VADER: okay *fifteen years pass* PALPATINE: vader... someone elses project is having procurement issues and i need you to go fix it VADER: *to himself* FUCK
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dad tired Oct 25
Replying to @markpopham
VADER: the jedi are all dead. the galaxy belongs to the sith. PALPATINE: great. *shuffling papers* next up...ive got you on an 8 am flight to indianapolis, connecting through ohare. you're booked into an extended stay america until we get the new AT-AT's in
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dad tired Oct 25
Replying to @markpopham
i'm trying to remember if it's in a movie or a comic but at some point someone comments on vader wasting time on his skywalker "obsession" and it's like, yeah, he finally has a project that he cares about where he could do some murder! he's been bored for fifteen years!
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actioncookbook Oct 25
Replying to @markpopham
hmmm are you suggesting a new prequel trilogy where Darth Vader is just a creatively frustrated mid-level architect [fumbling to start my PowerPoint] OPENING SHOT, ARCHITECTURE SCHOOL ON DAGOBAH
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dad tired Oct 25
Replying to @actioncookbook
i mean no shit one of my favorite parts of ROGUE ONE was the b plot about some mid level bureaucrat chasing him across the galaxy trying to get credit for the death star lazer
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William H. Devereaux Oct 25
Replying to @markpopham
I always said my Star Wars character would be the IT manager writing memos to Grand Moff Tarkin explaining why they would need to buy more Microsoft Office licenses for the Death Star.
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Travis Smith Oct 25
Replying to @whdevreaux @markpopham
Why do they need to buy licenses for their own software?
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