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mark 21h
Can you pick me up a ready meal lasagne and garlic bread while you are there Joe?
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mark Feb 17
Replying to @JohnnyVegasReal
Just four zones? Amateurs.
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mark Feb 16
Replying to @cerysnelmes
Happy birthday Cerys! They say 40 is the new 30. They talk some shit.
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mark Feb 14
Well done on. Nice to see someone who isn’t afraid to challenge someone making excuses for disgusting corporate behaviour.
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mark Feb 14
Replying to @Fearnecotton
I spend between 7 and 7.30 most school mornings trying to drag my son out of bed, and between 7 and 7.30 on non-school days trying to make him stay in it.
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mark Feb 9
Replying to @robbeckettcomic
Holy shit! It’s the secret lovechild of Boris Johnson and Claire Balding.
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mark Feb 9
Replying to @cerysnelmes
And you don’t look a day over 39 years and 51 weeks.
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mark Feb 2
Replying to @PhilNWang
See. You do a few TV shows and the next minute you are throwing your mighty legal team at all and sundry. You’ve changed Wang.
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mark Feb 2
Replying to @PhilNWang
They only have one shop Wang. So they aren’t. Google-lawyer strikes again!
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mark Feb 2
Replying to @PhilNWang
Damn you Wang and your opulent lifestyle!
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mark Feb 2
Replying to @PhilNWang
A 10p one is a bag for life. This is what happens Wang. You start to make it big and lose touch with the real world.
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mark Feb 2
Replying to @PhilNWang
Shit. I don’t have a briefcase. Would an Aldi carrier bag work? It’s a 10p one.
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mark Feb 2
Replying to @PhilNWang
No problem Wang. What medium would you prefer? Shall we correspond through the letters page of the Daily Mail?
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mark Feb 2
Replying to @PhilNWang
Surely you don’t sit THAT still while laying a log Wang? I wouldn’t expect aerobics, but surely a bit more movement than Elvis’s last dump isn’t too much to ask!
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mark Feb 2
Thank you so so much for the lovely birthday card in my room. And the room is beautiful as always.
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mark Feb 1
Replying to @PhilNWang
Ah well that was my plan! If you speak Cantonese they might not realise you are shit at it but still let you live. Anyway, if the Russians come first I’m bringing them straight to Wangs door!
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mark Feb 1
Replying to @PhilNWang
Start brushing up on your Cantonese Wang. You might be spared.
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Grand Hotel Torquay Jan 23
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mark Jan 22
Happy birthday Wang you old dog. Would love to come and see you in soho (which is a pretty dodgy fucking statement), but you are too far away. That’s life. Deal with it Wang.
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mark Jan 13
Replying to @RealLeeNelson
That’s only because your cell mate in the bottom bunk would do you in!
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