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♥ mark ♥
See the world through the eyes of an idiot. | markmagark@gmail.com | he/him
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Riane Konc 10h
My 1st grade class was told to write letters to Santa, which would be published in our local paper. This was mine.
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♥ mark ♥ 2h
Replying to @ShesRestless
hurler's choice
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♥ mark ♥ 2h
That's what I'm askin for
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♥ mark ♥ 5h
Replying to @Fawful81
cube of cheese
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♥ mark ♥ 6h
Replying to @katz_bernie
you must practice so you can be prepared
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♥ mark ♥ 6h
Replying to @dave_cactus
I swear to you, I will be
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♥ mark ♥ 6h
If you ever see me in real life please throw a cube of cheese into my mouth
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screaming, whirling head Dec 8
How many cubes can you spin in your mind at once? That's your cubescore.
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♥ mark ♥ 7h
Replying to @kyry5
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♥ mark ♥ 5 Dec 18
"You know Dasher & Dancer & Prancer & Vixen" MOBSTER: I know OF 'em "Comet & Cupid & Donner & Blitzen" MOBSTER: So what "But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all" MOBSTER: I ain't sayin' nothin
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Rimp Porchlight Dec 11
i get regular emails from three different grocery stores. never thought my life would be this exciting.
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♥ mark ♥ Dec 11
Replying to @TheAndrewNadeau
It's nice to see a couple where both parties are bringing something to the table
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♥ mark ♥ Dec 11
Replying to @TheAndrewNadeau
Bubble me, baby
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♥ mark ♥ Dec 11
Replying to @babyshoesmcgee
I shall embrace this shift in the artform
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♥ mark ♥ Dec 11
I really think I'm going to come up with a good tweet eventually
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♥ mark ♥ Dec 11
Replying to @flaccidumbrella
I really can't tell you how happy I am to see this picture pop up again and again on my timeline, you are wearing the hell out of that suit
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♥ mark ♥ 20 Aug 16
Many people that appear "cool" actually struggle with feelings of inadequacy. Not me. I have those feelings without appearing cool at all.
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♥ mark ♥ Dec 11
Replying to @Bexdora
Boob tassels
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spacegirl incognito 5 Oct 18
me: ah, now I will drift gently off to dreamland. refrigerator: I SHALL MAKE US SOME ICE CUBES
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♥ mark ♥ Dec 11
Replying to @flaccidumbrella
you got this, stud
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