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Marcus Lee Dugan
Writer for . Dad, husband, Realtor. Colts & Pacers fan. Guitarist at Venture Chruch (Lizton, IN). semi-ironic user of the word bro.
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Marcus Lee Dugan 9h
mayhaps we should get with the times and have a good old Twitter brawl.
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Marcus Lee Dugan 9h
. *clears throat, shakes head* If I WERE a knight, bros. I suppose I'd still be a
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Marcus Lee Dugan 9h
I can't stop eating. So much good food. If I become grotesquely corpulent in the near future, I promise I won't blame my thyroid. Or gluten.
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Marcus Lee Dugan 9h
is there some singular theme, or is everyone just randomly angry at once?
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Marcus Lee Dugan May 28
just on the backyard. Too busy selling houses to keep mine looking nice, I guess.
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Marcus Lee Dugan May 28
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Marcus Lee Dugan May 28
the foreclosed house next door to me has a better looking backyard at the moment. It's pretty bad.
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Marcus Lee Dugan May 28
I skipped mowing the backyard last week. Time to stop being the "bad" neighbor.
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Marcus Lee Dugan May 28
I've gone 2 weeks. Sh*t is getting real over here. *fires up the old Toro*
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Marcus Lee Dugan May 28
This may have been the best one, IMO.
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Marcus Lee Dugan May 28
I get mortgage lenders, inspectors, title companies, home warranty ppl all asking for referrals. I just want to punch them all
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Marcus Lee Dugan May 28
everyone who's 30+ pounds overweight wants their Dr. to tell them they have a thyroid problem. Can't possibly be all the food
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Marcus Lee Dugan May 28
well, that sounds about right.
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Marcus Lee Dugan May 28
I hate LinkedIn. People in related fields to mine use to to "network" (basically try to leech business off of me). So annoying.
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Marcus Lee Dugan May 28
I can't tell if you're serious. If you are, all these ppl with a fake allergy have really increased your food options.
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Marcus Lee Dugan May 28
There have been so many fad diets. Now, I have to listen to people drone on about their fad imaginary food allergy (gluten).
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Marcus Lee Dugan May 28
I didn't know he had so many backers.
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Marcus Lee Dugan May 28
shoulder injury never stopped you? Are you taking a veiled shot at Bjoern Werner, bro?
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Marcus Lee Dugan May 28
Right on. Are Cedric and Hugo separate mascots, or like in one of those combined horse costumes?
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Marcus Lee Dugan May 28
this guy at the Indiana Guitar Show was selling one piece 50s style Tele bodies for $50-95. I think I'm getting one next time.
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