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commoncelebrity 12h
Feeling proud Had an experience of lifetime at MRP: X( inclusive of taxes) DISCOUNT: 30%, 💪💪killer deal Bill Amount: Discounted price + GST 18% 😲😲😲 Hum toh Chu Hain inke liye wasted
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commoncelebrity Sep 20
That's Me💪💪💪 We never grow up in 💓...
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commoncelebrity Sep 19
Technology is a paradox in itself. On average spend 3 Hrs/day to check E-mails📩📩📩, with the first check as early as 6.37 am. & in Bathroom Skip the urge to Refresh, there will never be a time when u will be completely caught up.
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Katie Hopkins Sep 18
Mass protest being organised for event. SUPRISE SUPRISE the bus pick-ups for those protesting against Modi & Trump are the mosques of See how this works yet? Mosques are not simple places of worship. They are places of co-ordination & control
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commoncelebrity Sep 18
Replying to @TheShuchiSingh
Probably my promotions due, that's why!!!
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commoncelebrity Sep 17
Sir, I am sorry to say. The joke is very bad
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commoncelebrity Sep 17
Replying to @Chellaney
Constructive criticism is the cornerstone of all democracies sir. Else we can be a communalist nation too.
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commoncelebrity Sep 16
प्रधानमंत्री नरेन्द्रमोदी जी के जन्मदिन की हार्दिक बधाई The many might have his flaws, but he has implemented game changing laws like Demonetization, GST, Swachh Bharat talks, Kashmir 😎😎 Man is real is living like moosewala in reel श्री नरेन्द्र मोदी
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commoncelebrity Sep 16
Replying to @manav011
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commoncelebrity Sep 16
Just got a 📲 from to renew my matrimonial service Me: Renew it fr 3 mnths Exec: Our AI recommends 6 months, it will be better for U. Me: AI are inconclusive The caller was a girl👧 Me: are you single? She said "Lol" I guess AI is correct
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commoncelebrity Sep 15
The best things about various newly invented days like carbon day, love day, , I am a nut day, is free content to publish. I might not ever have planted a tree, but I will shower wisdom on tweets as if I graduated in same from Oxford.
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commoncelebrity Sep 14
"Bas Diagram dikha de Bhai, baaki SAB main Likh Lunga" To the life which turned Men▶️ Boys, turned Juice▶️🍺, wanderer into chasers🏍️, to the ones who ran to get photocopies for someone, to my incompetency of unable to repair a mixer Salute
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commoncelebrity Sep 12
Odd-Even Scheme Back in Delhi from November 4 to 15 to Tackle Pollution, Announces Arvind Kejriwal
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commoncelebrity Sep 11
Divided by caste, creed, culture, cuisine, political parties, United under the Tricolor India the best example of unity in diversity.
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commoncelebrity Sep 11
Replying to @UZingAName
Thanks!!!
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commoncelebrity Sep 11
Use your direction indicators. It is next to the fucking wheel. It's GST free. Just pull down with your hand and it will do tick tock tick tock. It is one of the easiest tools, if used can reduce accidents by half For all: Chacha vidhayak Hain humare
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commoncelebrity Sep 11
Lolvaa again😂🤣😂🤣.. You ladies are killing each other nicely
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commoncelebrity Sep 10
bodyguard
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commoncelebrity Sep 10
Looking for recommendations in looking for peddlars in North Delhi? prefarabily with home delivery.
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commoncelebrity Sep 10
How long things take 2 decompose? 🍌 Peel - 3-4 wks Paper Bag - 1 mnth 🗞️ - 1.5 months 🍎 Core - 2 months 🍊 peels - 6 mnths Milk Cartons - 5 yrs 🚬 Butts - 10-12 yrs Leather👞 - 25-40 yrs 🍵/container/bottle/bag- 50/80/450/200-1000 yrs
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