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Management Speak
Giving 110%, proactively and passionately. At the end of the day low hanging fruit is in my DNA going forward. IRL I organise conferences & events.
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Management Speak 18h
We follow a merit process which enables us to grow using the talent available to us in our team. That means you need to make sure that I like you. Milk, one sugar.
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Management Speak 22h
Parallel-path two versions and route them back to me for a decision. We need to banana boat the wolf pack or we may be looking at a force 9er.
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Management Speak Feb 26
If you’re not in the room you’re not in the know. Which room? Not sure, I’ll check.
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Management Speak Feb 26
The new plan has a very high level of Businessum Strategicus. Yes, it is a real thing. Very scientific and effective. Look, everyone else is making stuff up.
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Management Speak Feb 26
Replying to @managerspeak
Critics are saying it and experts have confirmed it.
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Management Speak Feb 26
It stands to reason that not only is there a growing body of evidence confirming it but people are saying it and popular wisdom has it that these are officially known by the vast majority as weasel words.
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Management Speak Feb 25
Waterboarding solutions ...
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Management Speak Feb 25
He's always intruding, always prying, always trying to take over despite being less competent and when he does get a look in he falls apart. It's worse than having a computer.
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Management Speak Feb 25
I'll be going into my Business Strategy in more detail a bit later on so come to the conference room to hear more of my BS.
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Management Speak Feb 25
I have placed a record on file and filed in it the records section.
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Management Speak Feb 25
It's her fault. She plays the blame game.
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Management Speak Feb 25
We should facilitate a sales driven solution with a scalable life cycle in order to penetrate new markets proactively, but let's not overlook risk management issues when it comes to disruptive methods of enhancing customer value.
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Management Speak Feb 24
It’s not so much a promotion as me ridding myself of a liability. Goodbye and good luck for all concerned.
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Management Speak Feb 24
We are working with those affected and helping them to identify possible alternative solutions. No, nothing solid so far.
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Management Speak Feb 24
I do understand what behavioural change is all about, I just didn't know that you disliked me so much before.
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Management Speak Feb 24
Use our handy toolkit which comprises five different fit for purpose paper documents with some ink on them.
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Management Speak Feb 24
We were getting on fine until he altered the format of my telephone number in an email.
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Management Speak Feb 24
If you don't give me what I want I will accuse you of having an 'ism'.
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BrianSJ Feb 24
Replying to @managerspeak
Got the risk report from the disposable consultants. Good work - 450 pp of non-OCR text. Hint at unmitigated majors in Annex Q. Obv. their failure to highlight if SHTF.
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Management Speak Feb 24
How are the mission critical scalable deliverables looking? Have we experienced any scope creep?
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