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google 'traveling rapper'. Mixtapes with at . Got beats? I'll fly to you.
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malkovich [#1BAG] Feb 21
Replying to @SicilianoNJ201
yeah man. that shit's bout to go ape
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malkovich [#1BAG] Feb 14
Rolling down Pacific Coast Highway, top down, bumping the Benny Hill theme. Happy Valentines Day.
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malkovich [#1BAG] Feb 10
Debris Braxton
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malkovich [#1BAG] Feb 6
RIP Kirk Douglas, at age 103. I loved that dude. Paths Of Glory is a classic
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malkovich [#1BAG] Feb 3
update: probably because so many Indians are vegetarian
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malkovich [#1BAG] Feb 2
Listening to how Havoc flipped "Jessica" for "Shook Ones" again reminds me how people crack on me for watching/listening to the same shit over and over. Hav probably heard that song a million times. He learned the building blocks of a classic... And rearranged them
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malkovich [#1BAG] Feb 2
why isn't India creating more superviruses? Huge population, check. Countless filthy exotic meat markets, check. Africa and China only gettin this action?
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malkovich [#1BAG] Feb 1
Singapore Airport. Shout out to all the men wearing the Agent Orange masks while their girls rock the convenience store cloth joints and their children lick the terminal floor
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malkovich [#1BAG] Feb 1
The random chicken in this news piece I'm watching will be lunch soon and will never even know he was famous
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malkovich [#1BAG] Feb 1
Coronavirus just tripled the trade war. Trump is a germophobe on a good day. Think he's about to hop into a room full of chinese anytime soon?
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malkovich [#1BAG] Jan 27
Replying to @only1chezza
Well thank you.
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malkovich [#1BAG] Jan 26
Do you agree to shake the hand of a person who just flew in from Beijing? We did, then walked purposefully to the nearest filthy toilet. Larry David needs to pay me for this kind of material
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malkovich [#1BAG] Jan 26
Laos Airport. Face mask, wipes, lots of handwashing, then sat down by the gate for the flight to Wuhan: all this and more in today's installment of How Dumb Am I Really
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malkovich [#1BAG] Jan 26
Please smack the fuck outta me if i ever get so rich that i just casually plop my entire life and a loved one's in some goddamn Inspector Gadget ass weirdo contraption like a fucking helicopter
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malkovich [#1BAG] Jan 26
Kobe. Life is a fucking joke
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malkovich [#1BAG] Jan 25
And if doctors are uneducated morons with regards to health practices, what does that make us.
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malkovich [#1BAG] Jan 25
'worse than useless' is actually a quote from a doctor
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malkovich [#1BAG] Jan 25
Nurses wear masks because they protect OTHERS from THEM, not the other way around. And they make sure any local bacteria stays all over your face for as long as you wear it. Worse than useless.
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malkovich [#1BAG] Jan 24
Replying to @bblessmusic
Depends who you ask.
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malkovich [#1BAG] Jan 24
Ebola: started at an African live animal market. SARS: started at a Chinese live animal market. Can Africa and Asia please cut out the live animal markets? Year of the fucking Rat.
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