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Lawson Clarke
Freelance advertising creative director. For all your copywritering needs.
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Lawson Clarke 9h
“And that’s when people stopped fucking and the population plummeted.” — Future History Professor
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Steve Dildarian 9h
if we only judge him by his elephant and turkey decisions, trump is doing a pretty great job.
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Lawson Clarke 10h
Watching the Dancing With The Stars finale with my in-laws.If anyone wants to know what the REAL scores, I’ve got them.
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Lawson Clarke 10h
SHORT ANSWER: Waterfalls
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Lawson Clarke 10h
Think about this. Based on his pattern of behavior, walking into a room nude worked for Charlie Rose at least one time.
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Rear Admiral 17h
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Lawson Clarke Nov 20
I made out with a male barista in the unisex bathroom this morning, so maybe there’s something to this.
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Lawson Clarke Nov 20
This is exactly why I made my wife sleep standing up throughout her pregnancies.
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Lawson Clarke Nov 20
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Lawson Clarke Nov 20
If we can make it through Thanksgiving without family members shooting each other it’ll be a goddamn miracle.
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Steve Dildarian Nov 19
we need more of these light, uplifting stories right now.
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Lawson Clarke Nov 19
Mexico City is ELECTRIC!!!!
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Lawson Clarke Nov 17
Good advice for everyone, actually.
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Lawson Clarke Nov 16
People in glass houses should not grab pussies.
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Lawson Clarke Nov 16
Stopped to watch a few minutes of “Good Morning, Vietnam”. I’ve decided to greet people like this as long as I live.
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Lawson Clarke Nov 15
Welcome to advertising!
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Lawson Clarke Nov 15
So America’s gonna make watches?
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Lawson Clarke Nov 12
SUBWAY CMO: So, do you have any ideas? UBER DRIVER: (Makes eye contact through rear view mirror) You got a pen?
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Lawson Clarke Nov 12
🎶Please end this fucking campaign.🎶
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Lawson Clarke Nov 11
I stopped reading 141 characters in.
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