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Lawson Clarke
Freelance advertising creative director. Proud nominee of the 2017 Webby Awards. Free jar of jam with every booking!
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Lawson Clarke Jun 23
I just released 5,000 ladybugs in my garden. It's official. I have WAY too much time on my hands. For the love of God somebody book me!!!
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Lawson Clarke Jun 23
I'll be on the commuter train. Enjoy!
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Lawson Clarke Jun 23
If it weren't for the two enormous American flags flapping off your pickup I'd have no idea you were an American. Thanks for the heads up.
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Barstool Sports Jun 22
Trump driving across the greens is such a Trump move it hurts
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Lawson Clarke Jun 21
The world is finally starting to make sense again.
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Lawson Clarke Jun 21
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Scott Monty Jun 20
Replying to @Malecopywriter
I miss the crazy uncle stage.
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Lawson Clarke Jun 20
We've now crossed over into the pouting, passive-aggressive aunt stage of this presidency.
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Lawson Clarke Jun 19
This is the worst glory hole I've ever seen.
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➕Martha Kalman➕ Jun 18
Oh he's going down! His lawyer better hire a lawyer.
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Lawson Clarke Jun 18
My son plagiarized a card. Please don't sue him.
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Lawson Clarke Jun 18
, everyone! Yes, even you, creepy sugar daddies.
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Lawson Clarke Jun 18
Let's give it up for Team No Pull Out.
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Lawson Clarke Jun 18
to all the guys who have absolutely no idea what they're doing!
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Lawson Clarke Jun 17
If you really love your Dad you'll talk your Mom into waking him up with a blowie tomorrow morning.
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Lawson Clarke Jun 16
BREAKING: Michelle Carter convicted of manslaughter, and possession of the worst RBF in human history.
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Luke Perkins Jun 16
Replying to @Malecopywriter
i·ron·ic. - adjective - happening in the opposite way to what is expected, and typically causing wry amusement because of this.
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Lawson Clarke Jun 16
There's an Alanis Morissette song in here somewhere.
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Lawson Clarke Jun 16
Now he's just strait up boasting.
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Lawson Clarke Jun 14
Somewhere in the White House a birthday cake is getting thrown against a wall and eventually eaten off the floor. 🎂
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