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Lawson Clarke
Freelance advertising creative director. For all your copywritering needs.
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Lawson Clarke 1h
Who’s gonna tell him?
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Lawson Clarke 2h
I honestly don’t know if I’ll be able to sleep tonight.
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Lawson Clarke 2h
Who’s joking? A great injustice was committed tonight. I’m just calling it like I see it.
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Lawson Clarke 2h
Replying to @Eronicsdj
I will dance that heavy-footed shitkicker into the goddamn ground! Don’t make me bust out my dance belt, motherfucker! Because I will!!!
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just cancel this mess, I'm not even angry...I'm just sad that this is what the show has turned into
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Sofía García 2h
Everyone deserved it except fucking Bobby Bones... This show is a joke 🤬
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Craig Fields Williams 2h
further proof why we the public shouldn’t be allowed to vote...for anything
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Heidi 2h
When they announce Bobby Bones as the winner of 🤯
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K   I   R   A 2h
I just wasted 2 months worth of Monday’s on the most disappointing season of in the history of television. I don’t even know who that guy is! 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Lawson Clarke 2h
The guy who just won Dancing With The Stars has no business being on the same stage as the other finalists. The guy running the craft services table could’ve danced circles around this clown. This show is a goddamn joke. I’m way too upset by this.
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Lawson Clarke 3h
It’s time for my favorite holiday tradition: parachuting into the Dancing With The Stars finale knowing absolutely nothing and trying to figure out what the fuck happened on this shitshow this season.
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Lawson Clarke 9h
FUN FACT: The original show title for “Ozark” was “Jesus Christ, Now What?!!”
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Warrior Hockey Nov 18
Sundays are for sharing. 🤢 -
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Lawson Clarke Nov 17
Ran a family 5k today and now everything hurts. But I beat my my 9 year-old son by 1 second so it was totally worth it. I’m an amazing father.
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Thom Harp Nov 16
Oscar Wilde would have been the first person on Twitter and the first person to leave it.
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Dan Rollman Nov 16
Replying to @Malecopywriter
You got a beef with me, bro?
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Lawson Clarke Nov 16
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Lawson Clarke Nov 12
Because birds fuck in public?
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Kevin Byrne Nov 12
This was written in the 60s. Amen and eterno, Stan Lee.
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Lawson Clarke Nov 12
Cue the 21 web shooter salute.
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