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(((Unibrowser))) 2h
Which they did. What happens is they apply for asylum and they are jailed. Do you understand that yet? The answer isn’t to commit international war crimes by treating them like garbage. The answer is to put resources into processing them more efficiently.
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Replying to @Heart__Is__Home
It kinda worked tho right?
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Replying to @JSEllenberg
The Boy with a Corn in his Muffin
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Unhappy Birthday Cake
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Hatful of Challah
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Bigmouth Eats Again
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Replying to @Frinklang @JSEllenberg
oh god. it me.
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OH.
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Show me your papers!
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(((Unibrowser))) 21h
My kids are 8 and 10 and do you remember getting the giggles at that age? Helpless giggles punctuated by random phrases like “look at my fluffy doodies” it’s amazing
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(((Unibrowser))) Jul 15
Hello, gorgeous!
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(((Unibrowser))) Jul 15
Replying to @madfoot
COLON CANCER SCREENING! COLON CANCER SCREENING! COLON CANCER SCREENING AND A BASEBALL BAT!
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(((Unibrowser))) Jul 15
My doctor's office just sent me an email saying "it's colon cancer screening time!" and now I am doing that banana dance and singing it because, I mean, it's 2019.
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(((Unibrowser))) Jul 15
guh.
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(((Unibrowser))) Jul 15
Stupid me, I thought Mitt Romney was trending because he was finally growing a pair.
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(((Unibrowser))) Jul 15
omg that would have been so great for five minutes until they did the same thing again.
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Planned Parenthood Action Jul 15
If we don’t control our bodies, we can’t be free and we can’t be equal. That's why nearly 80 orgs, including , joined together in the policy agenda to advance sexual & reproductive health, rights, and justice. Learn more:
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(((Unibrowser))) Jul 15
I’m not sure I ever saw this!
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(((Unibrowser))) Jul 15
Important information
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