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(((Unibrowser)))
Freelance journalist, editor-for-hire, aspiring nurse. Opinions are mine, and are shared by anyone with common sense. She/her.
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(((Unibrowser))) 13h
I really think my eight year old is a reincarnated borscht belt comedian.
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(((Unibrowser))) 13h
Haw haw you said duty
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(((Unibrowser))) 13h
How’s my night going? Well, I just tried to take a toke off a Cross pen. * * File under “jokes that would have been funny if vaping happened in the ‘70s”
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(((Unibrowser))) 14h
As it were
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(((Unibrowser))) 14h
Lol hiding in a tree house throwing mudballs
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Kyle Griffin Jan 17
FLASHBACK: Klobuchar: "A president persuading a person to commit perjury would be obstruction. Is that right?" Barr: "Yes." Klobuchar: "You also said that a president — or any person — convincing a witness to change testimony would be obstruction. Is that right?" Barr: "Yes."
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Victoria Brownworth 15h
talks about the majority of minimum wage workers being women, which NO ONE talks about. I wrote about that for here.
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(((Unibrowser))) 15h
Yeah. We know. They’ve taken over the White House.
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Robert Picardo 15h
Tomorrow is the day Shakespeare was born. Tomorrow is the day Shakespeare died. Fortunately for us, there were 52 years in between. Happy BirthDeathDay Will!
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(((Unibrowser))) 15h
See, I thought “checking your pee-mail” was clever, but this is so on the nose.
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(((Unibrowser))) 15h
Hahahahha oh now I see. Okay bunny
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(((Unibrowser))) 15h
No, boo, if you’re an INcel, it’s involuntary. Meaning nobody wants to touch ... you.
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(((Unibrowser))) 15h
Replying to @hbryant42
Many fine serial killers
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(((Unibrowser))) 15h
Replying to @BroderickGreer
Tired of him already
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(((Unibrowser))) 15h
I want her to go to jail SO BAD
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Kids Write Jokes Apr 22
Why cant robots get scared? They do not have a brain and so they cant feel anything like happy or scared.
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(((Unibrowser))) 21h
“He’s naturally intelligent, but he has put in a lot of hard work,” said Diane Kantack, Ozzie’s counselor. “He’s always humble, and Oswaldo is always the first one to volunteer to help someone else out.” Poor Lori Loughlin can’t ever say this about her kids.
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Ava DuVernay Apr 19
On this exact day 30 years ago, a woman was raped in Central Park. Five black + brown boys were framed for her rape. The story you know is the lie that police, prosecutors and Donald Trump told you. WHEN THEY SEE US is the story of the boys from their eyes and their hearts.
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(((Unibrowser))) 22h
Replying to @JudithBasya
Oh no it’s multiplying
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(((Unibrowser))) 23h
Replying to @alyssak
hqhahahahahaaha
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