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M.A. Brotherton
Fat guy. Writer. Pessimist. Doing my best to relaunch my life.
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 3
Replying to @AxiomXIII
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 3
The longer this pandemic goes on, the closer we get to my ultimate fashion goals from high school.
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M.A. Brotherton Jul 31
Replying to @TheRealDelson
Who thinks Bob is a puppet?
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M.A. Brotherton Jul 31
NOTICE: STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING AND LISTEN TO A BRAND NEW SINGLE BY THE AUQUABATS! Karate Body! by The Aquabats!
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M.A. Brotherton Jul 31
Replying to @AxiomXIII
Bob gets regularly tested and socially distances.
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M.A. Brotherton Jul 30
I have a new coworker keeping me company in the office. His name is Bob and he's keeping me sane... I promise...
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M.A. Brotherton Jul 29
How have you not subscribed to this channel yet?
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M.A. Brotherton Jul 29
One month into my program and I am 20% of a Master of the Science of Management and Leadership. I guess that means I'm still an apprentice of Management and Leadership? What percentage do I have to get to for "Journeyman?"
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M.A. Brotherton Jul 22
Just getting ready for today's training...
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M.A. Brotherton Jul 20
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M.A. Brotherton Jul 19
Being rational and using common sense is not freaking out in fear. Screaming about your rights to a retail worker is freaking out in fear.
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M.A. Brotherton Jul 14
Huh. Isn't it odd how anthrax is only killed like 200 people yet actively spreading it is considered terrorism?
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M.A. Brotherton Jul 13
So, my sister is expected to give her kindergartners a standardized test at the beginning of the year. KINDERGARTNERS. Stop Missouri's DESE From Spending CARES Act Funding on a Standardized Test - Sign the Petition! via
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M.A. Brotherton Jul 11
I've been enamored with the idea of post cards for a long time. I think it would be fun to write some UF or paranormal horror stories told entirely as postcards.
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M.A. Brotherton Jul 10
Replying to @othersarahsmith
This implies your previous favorite was pretty interesting....
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M.A. Brotherton Jul 10
If you haven't seen all of these cartoons, you're missing out on some awesomenessnessnes.
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M.A. Brotherton Jul 3
as a person who doesn't particularly care for horror movies, I sure have seen a lot of them. All of them on this list:
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M.A. Brotherton Jun 30
You know what? I sure hope Zoomers are more successful at eating the rich then we millennials have been. And that is all I have to say about the younger generation.
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M.A. Brotherton Jun 30
If we're gonna rewrite history anyway...
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M.A. Brotherton Jun 30
My Spotify is really all over the place this morning... It must know something about me...
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