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M.A. Brotherton
Fat guy. Writer. Pessimist. Doing my best to relaunch my life.
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M.A. Brotherton 16h
It's not really about how awesome I look, it's about protecting my eyes. Being super cool is just a bonus.
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M.A. Brotherton 18h
It's not really about how awesome I look, it's about protecting my eyes. Being super cool is just a bonus.
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 21
Couldn't remember the greatest Jeep in the world...
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 19
Replying to @jazz_inmypants
Conchiglie, for the extra cheese sauce containment factor.
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 19
Replying to @DHStom
I feel like answering this question will put me in another watch list...
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 19
It's a Disturbed kind of morning...
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Roberto Blake #AWESOMESQUAD Aug 17
If you’re going through hell, you have to keep going. While I can’t promise you’ll come out unscathed, I can tell you that will come out stronger than you could possibly imagine. Don’t quit and don’t squat in your suffering. Move forward. One step at a time, one day at a time.
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 16
Replying to @yeti_detective
Immortals can use the quickening to store weapons in subspace.
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 16
Replying to @MABrotherton
I think the biggest takeaway is I need a knew avatar. This one has too much hair.
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Joey Rachwal Aug 16
It takes $0.00 to remind somebody that they are not alone in this world! I love you all and have a great day!
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 16
Replying to @ElizabethFlux
I'm "lucky I didn't get picked up by a chatroom predator because none of us knew better" years old.
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 16
Replying to @SabrinaO0318
I'm worried. If these are normal human behavior, I might be extra broken.
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 16
A co-worker took this picture of me while I was setting up cameras on Monday and now I am painfully aware of both my incredible baldness and sausage neck.
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 15
Dang it, late afternoon walk... Now we gotta go for another walk!
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 15
I'm pretty sure I need someone to sit this at me while whipping me with pool noodles...
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 15
Introduced a co-worker to this morning. It is always strange to me how people don't just constantly listen to rad comedy bands.
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 14
Time for another Twitter poll! Would you want to watch someone in their mid-30s try to accomplish a challenge?
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 14
Replying to @EstOdek
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 14
Replying to @oldskoolunchbox
I'm sure you could get one from a Print on Demand site like Zazzle.
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 13
I love the smell of food trucks
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