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M.A. Brotherton
Fat guy. Writer. Pessimist. Doing my best to relaunch my life.
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M.A. Brotherton 1h
I think mimics are my favorite monster. I want to write a mimic POV short story...
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M.A. Brotherton 1h
I'm might need at least one of these
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M.A. Brotherton 13h
Tonight, you can learn about how I Winnie the Pooh'ed myself back into my apartment this morning.
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M.A. Brotherton 20h
Replying to @TheRealDelson
Too much oxytocin triggers anxiety and I'm already pretty anxious, so I think I'll stick to my engrained pavlovian behavior.
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Montana Dept Revenue Apr 19
The Montana Department of Revenue is being recognized for the 2019 Service to the Citizen: Champions of Change Award for My Revenue!
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M.A. Brotherton Apr 18
I have 3 classes left for school. I'm so close to my degree I can taste it. It tastes like oven-baked pizza rolls.
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Randy Milholland Apr 17
Friend: "How are you?" Me: "Meh. Depression day." Friend: "Take your meds." Me: "I did." Friend: "Then why are you depressed?" Ok, fucker, do you want the "my brain is chemically rude" talk or the "anti-depressants aren't like a silver bullet for werewolves" talk?
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M.A. Brotherton Apr 17
Replying to @SabrinaO0318
When all of the smaller stuff is out of the way, you can start to work in the deep stuff.
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Good doggos Apr 14
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M.A. Brotherton Apr 14
Replying to @yeti_detective
Watch cheese sounds like something that might build up under your watch band if you sweat too much....
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M.A. Brotherton Apr 13
Replying to @SabrinaO0318
I got Hermione-Elsa!
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M.A. Brotherton Apr 12
WE'RE BACK, BEYOTCHES! Brave words is live now:
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M.A. Brotherton Apr 11
Montana is the only place I've ever lived where it can be 60 with the sun shining and it is still snowing.
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M.A. Brotherton Apr 10
Replying to @VidCon
Aaron Tilapia
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M.A. Brotherton Apr 10
My fashion sense hasn't changed in 20 years.
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Cee Streetlights: Mother. Poet. Badass. Apr 9
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M.A. Brotherton Apr 9
: Fontawesome has a "poo storm" icon!
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Call Me Arie #CommissionsOpen Apr 3
Welcome, Fair Folk & New Faces! I appreciate any support you give me, be it patronage or an . DM Me For PayPal
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M.A. Brotherton Apr 9
I just realized Supernatural is just the live action version of all those "Father disappeared and left the son with a secret destiny" cartoons from the 80s and 90s....
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M.A. Brotherton Apr 8
Confession: I just want to work at the record store, man.
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