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M.A. Brotherton
Fat guy. Writer. Pessimist. Doing my best to relaunch my life.
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M.A. Brotherton 7h
Replying to @SabrinaO0318
Every part of my brain is made of pain. But, I'm ready to try eating this piece of bread. We'll see how it goes.
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M.A. Brotherton 7h
Replying to @SabrinaO0318
When you mix in the flu and knowledge of how to make napalm, and things start to seem both groggy and clear at the same time.
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M.A. Brotherton 7h
Replying to @SabrinaO0318
Definitely not just you.
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M.A. Brotherton Oct 22
Do not want flu.....
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M.A. Brotherton Oct 22
Replying to @yeti_detective
I actually assumed if you were leaving the country it was because you were being fired from a canon.
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M.A. Brotherton Oct 22
Replying to @yeti_detective
Don't forget to wear a helmet
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Michael Meloni Oct 21
October 22 is world Wombat Day and it's a day you celebrate wombats. So please celebrate at least one wombat today.
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M.A. Brotherton Oct 19
The party gets rockin' in the rockin' land of rocks!
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M.A. Brotherton Oct 19
Replying to @daxloren
I thought it was a fun adventure.
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M.A. Brotherton Oct 19
Replying to @AxiomXIII
Would it be weird if I did want to be licked by the game gremlin?
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M.A. Brotherton Oct 19
While I'm waiting for tonight's main event, I've been working on the by working with 's awesome map tool.
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M.A. Brotherton Oct 18
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M.A. Brotherton Oct 18
Replying to @yeti_detective
For multiple weeks...
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M.A. Brotherton Oct 18
Replying to @yeti_detective
When Mom goes to work, dad goes berserk.
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M.A. Brotherton Oct 18
Replying to @SabrinaO0318
Yeah, turns out anti-rage drugs don't help if the rage inducing frustration is caused by an inability to get a prescription refilled.
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M.A. Brotherton Oct 18
Replying to @SabrinaO0318
At this point, I'm willing to settle for a doctor who just gives me more than 30 days on the drug that keeps me from homicide...
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M.A. Brotherton Oct 18
Made a doctor's appointment to talk about my brain again. We'll see if my doctor will actually listen to me this time. Maybe let me try a medication that doesn't cause extreme weight gain.
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MisterRogersQuotes Oct 17
When we can talk about our feelings, they become less overwhelming, less upsetting, and less scary. The people we trust with that important talk can help us know that we are not alone.
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M.A. Brotherton Oct 18
Okay so has some professional competition...
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M.A. Brotherton Oct 18
Replying to @othersarahsmith
"Thanks for the invite, but I'm gonna stick it out at home tonight"
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