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M.A. Brotherton
Fat guy. Writer. Pessimist. Doing my best to relaunch my life.
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M.A. Brotherton 2h
I now own a drafting desk. May the doodling continue!
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M.A. Brotherton 23h
This... This is why I don't have kids. Being an uncle rules!
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M.A. Brotherton Apr 22
Someone invent a breakfast burrito delivery service.
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M.A. Brotherton Apr 15
On a scale of Chemtrail Hallucinations to Flat Earth, how do you rate "The new Taco Bell commercials as an Illuminati front to undermine the truth?"
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M.A. Brotherton Apr 14
Replying to @yeti_detective
I'd need to hear h the music.
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M.A. Brotherton Apr 13
Replying to @Glasgow_Smile
You should start all of the stories with, "No shit, there I was..."
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M.A. Brotherton Apr 6
I keep telling people Gene Roddenberry was from the future!
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M.A. Brotherton Apr 5
I'm glad I have a robot servant. I can talk to it as if it represents the entirety of the internet and robot kind. Like, "Alexa, you don't know for sure I'm going to die alone..."
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M.A. Brotherton Apr 5
Replying to @CStreetlights
I am slowly, but steadily reclaiming my life from entropy and procrastination. How about you?
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M.A. Brotherton Apr 3
Think Geek Day is a very dangerous day...
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DOTS RPG Project Mar 26
Help us spread the word about ! We are bringing rulebooks, , and various gaming aids to the and . Head to our site, shapeways shop () or thingiverse () to get your own braille !
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M.A. Brotherton Mar 21
Self-Care Activities You Actually Have Time For | Page Flutter
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M.A. Brotherton Mar 20
S. Korea pushes to commercialize 10-gigabit Internet service
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M.A. Brotherton Mar 19
How a Norwegian comment section turned chaos into order—with a simple quiz
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M.A. Brotherton Mar 17
I liked a video Stalking for Love
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M.A. Brotherton Mar 15
I think I'm going to try this for grinding.
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M.A. Brotherton Mar 13
THERE IS A MR RODGERS WIKI!
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M.A. Brotherton Mar 12
A new chart conclusively proves that automation is a serious threat
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M.A. Brotherton Mar 9
Vision-improving nanoparticle eyedrops could end the need for glasses
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M.A. Brotherton Mar 3
Every time I see someone drinking a frappuchino, I can't help but remember the Clerk's line, "What do you mean 'there's no ice?' You mean I have to drink this coffee hot?"
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