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M.A. Brotherton
Fat guy. Writer. Pessimist. Doing my best to relaunch my life.
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M.A. Brotherton Nov 27
My stock portfolio has gone from down 5% to up 20% since November 3. Almost like having a competent adult win the election was good for the economy or something.
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M.A. Brotherton Nov 27
Replying to @uncletypewriter
I clicked this link thinking "IsItCrack? What is she tricking me into clicking on...."
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M.A. Brotherton Nov 25
I'm having a hard time coming up with the strengths in this SWOT analysis. I think this is an indication I am far too negative as a person.
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M.A. Brotherton Nov 25
Replying to @yeti_detective
That was my first thought on seeing this article this morning.
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M.A. Brotherton Nov 24
I used the phrase "Outsource that anxiety" during a meeting this morning. Now, I want to put up a website where people can hire me to worry about things for them.
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M.A. Brotherton Nov 23
Guy can't get his chores and homework done because family drama keeps forcing him to solve other people's problems.
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M.A. Brotherton Nov 23
Replying to @TheRealDelson
I am turning on my happy light now to try to fight it.
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M.A. Brotherton Nov 23
After spending all weekend barely awake, I now can't sleep. Stupid brain. Pick a time of day and make it sleepy time.
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M.A. Brotherton Nov 20
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys....... School can be hard.
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M.T. Black Nov 20
The 1977 Dungeons & Dragons Basic Set reprints Gary Gygax's 1973 Foreword to the original edition in full. This is interesting because it so fully endorses Dave Arneson's central role in the creation of the game.
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M.A. Brotherton Nov 19
Replying to @IrunWithWolves
Glad I could help.
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M.A. Brotherton Nov 19
Replying to @IrunWithWolves
She definitely like bad guys!
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M.A. Brotherton Nov 19
Replying to @IrunWithWolves
You're probably safe with a collectible like a Funko Pop, or hit up Etsy for something unique. There will be fan stuff for just about any show or character.
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M.A. Brotherton Nov 19
Replying to @IrunWithWolves
Looks like she is into My Hero Academia and likes the crazy characters. Does she collect anything?
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M.A. Brotherton Nov 19
I always like it when people talk about the perversion of the "Marketplace of ideas." Like, the grocery store is the marketplace of food and we don't call it the problem because pizza rolls outsell organic kale.
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M.A. Brotherton Nov 19
Absolutely brilliant analysis:
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M.A. Brotherton Nov 19
I'm trying pretty hard not to be angry and pessimistic. But, y'all make it haaaaard... I don't want to be the adult in the room....
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M.A. Brotherton Nov 19
Replying to @MABrotherton
The worst part about this is I live alone... I have nobody to blame but myself.... all the farts are me... I'm the active farter....
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M.A. Brotherton Nov 19
Now that it is winter, I need to get some smelly candles or something for my WFH office. I can't open the windows for fresh air and it is really starting to smell like farts in here.
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