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M.A. Brotherton
Fat guy. Writer. Pessimist. Doing my best to relaunch my life.
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M.A. Brotherton Sep 27
I heard this awesome quote today while listening to an audiobook about computer science.
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M.A. Brotherton Sep 27
Replying to @othersarahsmith
I'll see your Templars and Classical and raise you machine learning algorithms and MC Frontalot.
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M.A. Brotherton Sep 22
Replying to @yeti_detective
The Burning Northwest isn't an apocalypse so much as an extended siege by the Armies of Flame and Destruction...
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Alien Chucky Sep 21
[enter password:] *14days* [password two week]
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M.A. Brotherton Sep 22
Replying to @yeti_detective
Everyone forgets because thousands of miles of raging Inferno are less important than a few inches of water.
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M.A. Brotherton Sep 22
Replying to @othersarahsmith
What if I picked Enterprise during the last shift?
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M.A. Brotherton Sep 22
Replying to @yeti_detective
Well, you know, after months of flame and ash, snow is a pleasant departure of what normally falls from the sky.
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M.A. Brotherton Sep 22
Oh, hey... Snow.
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M.A. Brotherton Sep 21
Replying to @yeti_detective
They were going to, anyway...
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M.A. Brotherton Sep 14
I can't believe we all forgot Herman's Head on 90s show day...
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M.A. Brotherton Sep 14
Come on... You aren't even going to try with Legend of Billie Jean?
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M.A. Brotherton Sep 14
Replying to @oldskoolunchbox
All of the above.
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M.A. Brotherton Sep 14
My only goal for today is to remind you Pump Up The Volume is Christian Slater's best movie.
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M.A. Brotherton Sep 12
If you don't remember anything else, remember this: Don't go looking for the source of a snarling sound in a dark alley alone.
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M.A. Brotherton Sep 11
I looked it up, "to mack" is in the dictionary. We did it, America!
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M.A. Brotherton Sep 8
Life Advice: No matter how many boxers he kicks, don't idolize a man who lives in a van and macks on his cousin.
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M.A. Brotherton Sep 7
Replying to @othersarahsmith
I'm not saying all government is like that... But...
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M.A. Brotherton Sep 7
Just saw an old man with a trilby, teal wide-collar shirt, purple wide tie, and Navy slacks.
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M.A. Brotherton Sep 7
"Justin Timberlake's Perm" would make an excellent CAH white card.
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M.A. Brotherton Sep 6
Replying to @SabrinaO0318
Yeah, but it only existed to capture nostalgia... And I'm ready for 90s nostalgia to really take off.
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