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I sell fine products
Just another huckster after your buck. Opinions expressed are not those of any fine product I sell.
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I sell fine products 6h
Replying to @TheRickWilson
A lump of Trumps
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I sell fine products 10h
Everything wrong with America can be traced back to the point they stopped pouring the cheese over stadium nachos and gave it to you in a little cup on the side instead.
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History Lovers Club Dec 9
John Candy and Bill Murray in 1973.
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Stevie G Dec 9
Nearly that time 💜
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Bill Dixon Dec 9
About 5 years ago I worked in a restaurant and Ludacris came in, ordered spring rolls, and sent them back. When I apologized he said “don’t apologize, spring rolls are unpredictable.” I think about this at least once a week.
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I sell fine products Dec 9
Unlikely scenario, but imagine for a moment the delicious serving of just desserts if the GOP's desperate gamble to lock-in a "Conservative" Judiciary, stripped regulations and massive tax cuts by selling their souls to Trump leaves them with President Pelosi.
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Stone Cold Dec 8
There is no hairspray in prison
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I sell fine products Dec 7
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I sell fine products Dec 7
Replying to @TheTweetOfGod
I hope your kidding.
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I sell fine products Dec 7
Replying to @AshaRangappa_
87 pages, Jack Torrance style: NO COLLUSION! TOTAL WITCH HUNT! NO COLLUSION! TOTAL WITCH HUNT...
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Sofzz ♥️ Dec 5
Reminder that much of America thinks the police should be able to challenge you to a game of Simon Says at any time and kill you if you lose
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Iain Ogilvie Dec 5
This this this this this this this this. And yet we never seem to learn.
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Jon Cooper Dec 5
Retweet if you think Paul Ryan is a total scumbag.
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I sell fine products Dec 5
Replying to @chrislhayes
Pretty much the Baby Boomer mantra.
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George Wallace Dec 4
Replying to @MrGeorgeWallace
Yo' momma's so stupid she thought "Manchester by the Sea" was an adapted screenplay.
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George Wallace Dec 4
Replying to @MrGeorgeWallace
"Did y'all know they make long-ass cartoons now and they give an Oscar to whoever did the best job at cartoons? It's crazy. Anyway, to tell us who drew the #1 cartoon here's a British lady and Weird Al Yankovic."
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George Wallace Dec 4
Replying to @MrGeorgeWallace
"This next song ain't from any of the movies but I just wanted to hear this shit. Here's Boyz II Men and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir singin' I'll Make Love to You."
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George Wallace Dec 4
Replying to @MrGeorgeWallace
"Did y'all know every year hundreds of people die? It's crazy. Anyway, now we'll play a sad as hell song and watch a montage of people who died, starting with the least important and workin' our way up from there."
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I sell fine products Dec 4
Shoulda been and whatnot.
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Dad Dec 4
Replying to @fivefifths
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