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lyda loudon
“Politeness, delicacy, & decency, are but three different names for hypocrisy, chicanery, & cowardice” - John Adams
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lyda loudon 6h
U2 is my life basically but Jack White’s Love is Blindness >>>>
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lyda loudon 6h
thank u for appreciating my art
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lyda loudon 6h
because you stole my main squeeze: video games & pizza.
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lyda loudon 6h
Replying to @raymamrak
Hahaha thank you 🙃🙃💕
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lyda loudon 6h
in honor of Valentine’s Day, I wrote a poem. this is the poem: love is love, hate is hate, everyone agrees, I’m unsuitable to date
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lyda loudon 9h
no one thinks about all the secretaries & PAs out there ordering flowers for wives, girlfriends, mistresses, side hos, main hos, bottom bitches, FWBs, regular friends, etc but on behalf of all ppl who received flowers or whatever from ppl via their PAs, I just wanna say thanks
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lyda loudon Feb 14
Replying to @Nemo19089
Wowwwwwwww walked right into that one fml
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lyda loudon Feb 14
guess my list of things I’d like to throw in the oven is a bit longer
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lyda loudon Feb 14
true. they’re everything I want in a partner really. reliable, warm consistent, quiet, smell good, easily turned off, or thrown in the oven...
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lyda loudon Feb 14
Valentine’s Day has always been a really fun time for my various significant others because I basically hate everything especially sugary chocolate & cut flowers actually upset me
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lyda loudon Feb 14
hey real quick. be vigilant from a reproductive prevention standpoint tonight, bearing in mind the universally understood consequences of bringing more scorpios into this world
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lyda loudon Feb 14
in an attempt to execute on a life hack, I poured super glue all over both of my hands. but if you think im going to use this as an excuse for taking days/weeks to respond to texts & DMs, you would be absolutely right
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lyda loudon Feb 13
onions arent the problem, it’s the people who put raw onions in things—likely as a form of covert biological warfare
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lyda loudon Feb 13
people think cell phones are getting in the way or real-world human connections. no, raw onions are
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lyda loudon Feb 13
why would anyone ever put raw purple onion in anything
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lyda loudon Feb 8
i know to expect small hotel rooms in London but I mean... @ London, United Kingdom
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lyda loudon Feb 7
Yeah Uber is cool, but imagine being the person who was like “I wonder what would happen if we add bleu cheese salad dressing to buffalo wings”—mind-blowing ...changed the world forever
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lyda loudon Feb 7
Thank you Ray 😘
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lyda loudon Feb 6
just. because. girls. make. dirty. jokes. doesn’t. make. it. ok. to. say. dirty. predatory. non-jokes. to. them.
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lyda loudon Feb 5
I love when ppl “read people’s energy & judge them based on that” etc etc haha jokes on you! I’m exhausted af— zero energy here—you can’t judge me on my energy because I have none
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