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Luke Honnoraty
I tweet absolute rubbish 90% of the time, Comedian straight outta The Westcountry, black coffee drinker and can pump a beer Barrell above my head
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Luke Honnoraty 3h
Night off from comedy to watch Barnstaple Boxing club year it up tonight !! Who’s coming tonight?
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Luke Honnoraty 16h
This is brutal 😂
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Luke Honnoraty Mar 22
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Romesh Ranganathan Mar 21
I would love my sons to be taught about LGBT issues in schools so they don’t grow up to become the sort of narrow minded pricks that don’t want LGBT issues taught in schools.
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Luke Honnoraty Mar 21
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Luke Honnoraty Mar 20
Replying to @Kathbum
😂😂😂
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Luke Honnoraty Mar 19
I finished watching After Life before my wife, so she asked how it ended. I told her the dog got hit by a car and died and because that was the only thing keeping alive, he went and bought smack from the same dealer Killed himself She’s upset 😭
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Luke Honnoraty Mar 19
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Luke Honnoraty Mar 18
Tickets to win for Wellington Comedy Club!!!
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Luke Honnoraty Mar 18
Want to win tickets to Barnstaple Comedy Club next week!??
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Luke Honnoraty Mar 16
Did some bits for the BBC Comic relief this week!
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Luke Honnoraty Mar 15
MistaJam is back at Oceanfest this year !!! Love being MC for this festival, such a mint line up!!
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Luke Honnoraty Mar 14
Replying to @BigMouthComedy
Thanks for having me !!
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Big Mouth Comedy Mar 14
Absolute stormer last night at Bigmouth! Compere was on superb form warming up the audience & creating a great atmosphere. Continuous laughter from start to finish as all three acts played complete blinders.
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Big Mouth Comedy Mar 12
Tomorrow night's headline act is the fantastic Scott Bennett, who has supported both Rob Brydon and Jason Manford on tour. Get your tickets now before they sell out! £10 in advance from or from The Seven Stars £12 on the door. HT
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Luke Honnoraty Mar 12
That fear you have when you can’t remember if you cleared up your binge eating massacre and your partners already downstairs 😳
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Luke Honnoraty Mar 11
This weeks gigs! Tuesday 12th - Fitz's Comedy Night for Comic Relief - Watermark Theatre, Ivybridge Wednesday 13th - Big mouth comedy - The seven stars - Totnes Thursday 14th - Comedy at The Cove - Kingsbridge
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Luke Honnoraty Mar 10
My 2yr old just woke up crying, her nightmare was there was no ice-cream. Our bond has never been stronger !! I literally had the same nightmare weeks ago!
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Luke Honnoraty Mar 10
😂😂😂
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Suzi Ruffell Mar 9
These days Jim Davidson looks like your aunty’s friend Carol who moved to Benidorm but still voted brexit.
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