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Luke Honnoraty
Comedian, serious coffee drinker, one of the Comedy Avengers, check out my website for dates near you.
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Rhodders Dec 11
It's going to be a great night at my comedy club in Reading on THURSDAY. BOOK NOW-
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The Tonight Show Dec 6
Shane McGowan gives us a statement with his reaction to the censorship calls
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Media Diversified Dec 9
A summary of the disgusting coverage of Raheem Sterling. He spends too much! He’s not spending enough! He has one girlfriend! He’s had several girlfriends! Etc.
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Seann Walsh Dec 6
My new dance show
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Seann Walsh Aug 8
How technology has changed the way we hang out with friends
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Luke Honnoraty Dec 5
Replying to @JonWagstaffe
Oh 😳
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Luke Honnoraty Dec 5
Replying to @RomeshRanga
To be fair, I love “bring home the bagels”
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Luke Honnoraty Dec 5
Replying to @JonWagstaffe
If they use Cantona, they are well in, but if Arsenal play the old 1-1-1-1-3-2-1-1 then Manchester United are fucked, is peter schmeichel playing main net defence ?
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Luke Honnoraty Dec 4
Questions we really want to hear during sports interviews: it was incredible seeing you rise from the 2nd knock down, but be honest, what are you like when you stub your toe on a skirting board??
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Romesh Ranganathan Nov 30
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Romesh Ranganathan Dec 1
This was like the Terminator rebooting.
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Luke Honnoraty Dec 1
Couldn’t believe it when he managed to get up in the 12th, incredible heart ! He definitely won on points, he’ll be more gutted when he watches it back.
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Gag House Comedy Dec 1
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Gag House Comedy Nov 25
GODALMING Gag House Comedy Club is selling well for Sat 1 Dec At The Borough Hall. Come start your Dec with us! Lineup includes: Jon Long, Saskia Preston, Paul Ricketss and Luke Honnoraty. Booking:
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Luke Honnoraty Nov 24
I have been with Orange / for 19 yrs! I went to upgrade and I asked for cheaper tariff latest iPhone and I got laughed at. Today I closed my account, I spend about a £1,000 a year with them, but that means nothing, you’re just a literally just a number !
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Luke Honnoraty Nov 24
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Luke Honnoraty Nov 24
Thanks !! Glad you both enjoyed the show!
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drone1970 Nov 24
Had a hilarious night Thursday at Exeter's watching , and the ever fabulous . Highly recommend all three for shits and giggles! (pic is Sis with Lee Ridley). Compère for the evening was hilarious!
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Lloyd Griffith Nov 21
Here’s my poster for the 2019 tour. Tickets have been shifting pretty quickly this last few weeks, so head to to get yours. London dates to be added soon. I love you all
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Funhouse comedy Nov 18
A night full of laughter this Thursday November 22nd with Britain's Got Talent winner, Louis Burgess and Compere Get your tickets here:
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