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Luke Honnoraty
Comedian, serious coffee drinker, one of the Comedy Avengers, check out my website for dates near you.
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Luke Honnoraty 12h
Got this text....and so I text back...then I called it loads and loads until a man answered and told me to fuck off.
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Luke Honnoraty 13h
Wellington tonight....well just outside welly, but not too far x
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Luke Honnoraty Apr 24
Every time you go to the woods
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Luke Honnoraty Apr 24
I gave a lift to Alicia and Lily a couple of weeks ago....one of them left eyeliner pencil in my car ...... my wife was getting stuff out the car and found it !! Zoe: who’s is this?? Me: yours??? Zoe: I don’t...
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Luke Honnoraty Apr 24
How cute is this baby Kangaroo!
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Luke Honnoraty Apr 24
Things are looking up, just been booked to do the full weekend at Boardmasters Festival this year !
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Luke Honnoraty Apr 24
Have cancelled going to Edinburgh Fringe this year. Couldn’t get a decision on a venue, so missed out on the main book, gutted, but will apply for bloody everything next year rather than stupidly sticking to...
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Luke Honnoraty Apr 23
Just so everyone knows, I just popped open a tube of Pringles, ate 1, then stopped and put the lid back on. Huge moment x
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Carl Donnelly Apr 22
If I ever do the London Marathon, I’m doing it in fancy dress dressed as a guy who wears rollerblades
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Maff Brown Apr 21
I’m not saying I’m hungover but I just sat on my sofa and went to put the seatbelt on.
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Luke Honnoraty Apr 20
Barnstaple tonight !!
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Luke Honnoraty Apr 19
Stuck around in Manchester all day, got sun burnt, didn’t do great at the gig then drove home....except they shut parts of the m6 and m5, so my 4hr drive home became a 6 &1/2 hour drive home. I have had a shit...
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Luke Honnoraty Apr 19
Gandalf’s upped his game
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Luke Honnoraty Apr 19
Sick graffiti in Manchester !
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Jordan Brookes Apr 19
I'm so so excited that is doing his debut show this year. He's astonishingly good.
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Luke Honnoraty Apr 19
I never cry, like ever, I just don’t. Yesterday I watched and actually tears 😳 Powerful, hilarious, emotional, it’s a must see film
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Luke Honnoraty Apr 19
Zoë put factor 30 suncream in my bag! So I thought “ not wearing that shit haha” I’m sunburnt
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Luke Honnoraty Apr 19
Chilling in the sun before going to The Frog and Bucket Comedy Club tonight !! — at Rosylee
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Jessica Jones Apr 15
How will I hesitate with every single purchase I make except food. New top? Nah I can’t justify it. £20 meal out? Chuck it on Hun and I’ll have an £8 cocktail on the side no worries
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Luke Honnoraty Apr 18
Replying to @lauralexx
If I had a £ for everytime a woman held a toilet door open for me, thinking I was a butch female! I’d have £1, it happend at a Little chef near Yeovil, we were both embarrassed and laughed it off
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