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Louis C.K.
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Louis C.K. 1h
I look forward to reading all the stories and comments people made about me.
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Louis C.K. 5h
Sex is overrated.
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Louis C.K. 5h
The kids say I have “Swag”
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Louis C.K. 6h
RT if you are
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Louis C.K. 7h
Don’t be a bitch.
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Louis C.K. 7h
Move to Florida it never snows.
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Louis C.K. 13h
Who is going to win the Super Bowl?
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Louis C.K. 22h
Go to sleep.
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Louis C.K. 23h
Backlash comes with being honest.
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Louis C.K. Jan 19
Check on your happy friends.
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Louis C.K. Jan 19
Have you ever disappointed someone?
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Louis C.K. Jan 19
Humbled to be considered a legend.
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Louis C.K. Jan 19
I don’t regret the things I said.
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Louis C.K. Jan 19
They lie on my name everyday.
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Louis C.K. Jan 19
People are delivering newspapers at this hour and, are being paid to do it.
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Louis C.K. Jan 18
The government is still shut down. All of those workers are working without getting paid and, that’s bullshit.
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Louis C.K. Jan 18
Bros before hoes.
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Louis C.K. Jan 17
It’s crazy to think that there is someone out there actually giving a fuck.
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Louis C.K. Jan 17
I never tweet what I’m doing in my personal life because I don’t want a random person to come up to me saying “Hi, you’re really him. I just read your tweet”
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Louis C.K. Jan 17
How the fuck do you get cyber bullied just block that motherfucker or shut down your computer.
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