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Logan Blackisle
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Aarhus, Denmark
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Skeptical humanist from Denmark; Schizoid, Mild OCD, ADHD, Avid reader of fantasy/sci-fi/horror/fanfic, Aspiring writer, Interested in most fields of science
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Martin Sundhaug
@sundhaug92
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25. sij |
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Sometimes english can be a bit difficult pic.twitter.com/xQsauhqFUK
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Leeds Museums & Galleries
@LeedsMuseums
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23. sij |
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We’re about to tell you an incredible story. One we’ve been keeping under our hats for 7 whole years.
It’s the story of how we heard the voice of our Egyptian mummy Nesyamun for the first time in over 3000 years.
⭐ HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS ⭐ pic.twitter.com/iLsJcN8Hl6
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Calvin and Hobbes
@Calvinn_Hobbes
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9. sij |
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If a 6 year old is asking the tough questions, why can’t we? pic.twitter.com/9HA7UgrAjq
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Micro SF/F stories
@MicroSFF
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9. sij |
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"That's not what I expected," the knight said.
"What?" said the princess. "It's a dragon hoard."
The knight tried to count the dragons cuddling in a pile.
"How?"
"I started with one, then found a couple of strays." The princess shrugged. "I guess I just started collecting them."
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Robert Reich
@RBReich
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4. sij |
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For those who have forgotten the past 40 years:
Tax cuts for the rich
...don’t trickle down
Slashing regulations
...doesn’t create jobs
Restricting immigration
...doesn’t help workers
Preemptive military strikes
...don’t bring peace
Folks, we’ve seen this all before.
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Alex Milsom
@alexmilsom
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3. sij |
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Points to @benjaminbutter for my favourite journalistic paragraph of 2020 so far 🎉 pic.twitter.com/idRfE88qed
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Qasim Rashid for Congress
@QasimRashid
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3. sij |
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World: Most of the 9/11 terrorists were Saudi
GOP: Afghans will pay!
W: No no, from Saudi Arabia
GOP: Oh ok, down w/Iraq!
W: Say it with us. Kingdom Of Saudi Arabia
GOP: Totally get it—Iran‘s time is up!
W: No war! And what about KSA?
GOP: Let’s sell KSA more bombs!
W:🤦🏽♂️
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Mikel Jollett
@Mikel_Jollett
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3. sij |
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5. When the bombs start to drop, all of the reporting will be about the small number of US troop casualties.
For example, most Americans know roughly 4,000 US troops died in Iraq.
What most Americans don't know is over 200,000 Iraqi CIVILIANS were killed.
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Jesskier
@JessCluess
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28. pro |
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The headline's good, but the rest is even better pic.twitter.com/HHpmPNxR1x
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Brent Toderian
@BrentToderian
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WATCH: The most amazing thing about this absolutely AMAZING car commercial, is that it doesn’t seem to realize how effectively it makes the point that cars are a HUGE waste of space in cities. Award-winning 2002 ad for Saturn cars. HT @javiermalagon pic.twitter.com/Bo2wnHn9Rq
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Logan Blackisle
@loganblackisle
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But let not her life and battles be in vain!
All of us who dwell upon the surface should hear of the hero that was Salubrious Visitations, as well as those like her.
Remember her, and the horrors she fought against.
And prepare for the final War against the Horrors Below.
6/6
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Logan Blackisle
@loganblackisle
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As Salubrious Visitations' body breached the surface, one of the small creatures remarked in awe to another, "Look at all those scars! This whale must've fought a lot of squids!"
And so ends the story of Salubrious Visitations, a mighty warrior, unparalleled in her life.
5/?
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Logan Blackisle
@loganblackisle
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As her dead body started to sink towards the Unknown Dark, where more eldritch horrors like the one she had just killed surely waited to eagerly defiled her body, small insignificant creatures who had never even heard of the War, managed to capture her body and pull it up.
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Logan Blackisle
@loganblackisle
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But the battle had taken too much, and before long, Salubrious Visitations drew her last breath, thought briefly and sadly of the burden she was leaving behind for the next generation, and sent a prayer to the Mother of All.
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Logan Blackisle
@loganblackisle
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She tore after the beast as fast as her wounded body let her, and it didn't take long before she rammed into the beast at full speed.
Dazed, only two tentacles batted weakly at her as she bit down on its head and crushed its brain, finally killing it.
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Logan Blackisle
@loganblackisle
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Salubrious Visitations heaved against the many tentacles, and with a mighty roar, two of the eldritch horror's tentacles tore from its body.
Weakened, the horror exudes a dark and noxious mist to cloud its attempt to escape, but Salubrious Visitations wouldn't let it.
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Jon
@ArfMeasures
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9. ožu |
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Me: I'm full of lust but I can't perform in bed
Doctor: Do you struggle with the booze?
Me *looks at wife* the booing is bad but the slow clapping is just sarcastic
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Micro Flash Fiction
@MicroFlashFic
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“To inspire fear, I became the thing I feared.”
“What’s that?”
“Are you kidding? Bats are my thing.”
“Are people afraid of bats?”
“Of course. Leathery wings! Awful.”
“Why not something dangerous like...bears?”
“I tried that, briefly. People misunderstood what Bear Man was about.”
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Logan Blackisle
@loganblackisle
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31. lis |
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This "adult life" thing is really fucking hard!
There are no play-throughs, or guides - not even a simple save/load game function!
And has anyone found a tutorial? Anyone?
Who the fuck came up with this shit? And where's the fucking support?
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Victoria/V.E. Schwab
@veschwab
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29. lis |
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The Mum: Did you forget to pay that bill?
Me: I hold entire stories in my head. Sometimes multiple iterations simultaneously. I create people from scratch and move the mechanisms of myriad fictional worlds!
The Mum: I’ll take that as a yes.
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