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Liz Czukas
Author. Sometimes known as Ellie Cahill . Gangster of Rom-Com. Rep'd by .
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Liz Czukas Jul 20
Replying to @lizczukas
And I don’t know if there will be another time in these places and in this beautiful weather and I can limp right now and at least I am upright. I’ll take it.
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Liz Czukas Jul 20
I’m on vacation right now. In addition to my usual spoonie style, I have added a broken toe and possibly a broken foot bone. But i am taped up and wearing shoes that are far more practical than fashionable and I am doing all that I can. Because my son will only be 11 once.
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Liz Czukas Jul 18
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Liz Czukas Jul 13
See a hodag, kiss a hodag. Spoiler: he did not turn into a prince.
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Liz Czukas Jul 13
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Liz Czukas Jul 11
Replying to @strangetikigod
♥️♥️♥️ I’m flattered! I like her general look of annoyance, too. Maybe I was her!
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NOT A WOLF Jul 9
GREAT MYSTERIES OF THE HUMAN BODY -IT HAS NO USE FOR CORN AND YET I FILL MYSELF WITH IT REGULARLY -DESPITE MY BRAIN GETTING BETTER AT BEING ALIVE MY BODY HAS DECIDED ITS TIME TO GET WORSE -MAKING ONE SINGLE PHONE CALL IS NOW SCARIER TO ME THAN THE CONCEPT OF FIGHTING A WAR
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Liz Czukas Jul 1
Replying to @briaquinlan
Muriel’s Wedding. Fun ABBA-inspired musical turns out to be a morbid examination of the human condition!
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Liz Czukas Jun 28
Replying to @LorelieBrown
Right? I always look like a German who just got off the boat in 1892.
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Liz Czukas Jun 28
When you try a cute braided updo but you end up looking more like Swiss Miss.
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Liz Czukas Jun 26
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Liz Czukas Jun 20
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WeRateDogs™ Jun 18
This is Nala. She discovered a new passion today. 13/10 would catch her at the bottom (IG: nala_thegoldie)
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Victoria Stone/Victoria Dahl Jun 18
Replying to @VictoriaDahl
And I say again. My ancestors risked their children's lives for something better. They put them on ships & prayed for safety. So they could all start over in America. There is no difference.
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Liz Czukas Jun 15
Guess what! JUST A GIRL is only 99¢ right now! Wherever ebooks are sold. Link in my bio.
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Liz Czukas Jun 13
PLEASE TELL ME A JAY Z SONG WAS ON IN THE TAXI!!!!
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Liz Czukas Jun 12
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Liz Czukas Jun 9
Me: Go to bed. Kid: *says funny, charming thing* Me: Go to bed. Kid: *kisses my cheek, sits next to me on the couch* I love you. Me: I love you too. Go to bed. Kid: *kisses dog* Me: Go to bed. Kid: *tries to think of something else clever* Me:
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Christine is writing her sequel 🖤 Jun 7
writer friends aka taking turns saying “IT’S GOING TO BE OK” really loudly to each other until you both sort of believe it
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Liz Czukas Jun 6
OMG I LOVE THAT! (And thanks for the shoutout, girl!)
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