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Indexical Banana
Making deepfake videos of my enemies using kitchen knives with really poor technique, knives so dull they won’t cut through tomato skins, just smashed ruins of nightshades spilling off the cutting board
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Dogs Don't Have Thumbs 30. stu
Odgovor korisniku/ci @literalbanana
I'm having a panic attack just reading this
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Indexical Banana 30. stu
Odgovor korisniku/ci @MorlockP
that’s ok I’m watching you saw through a single tomato with like 20 swipes using a ton of pressure on the knife that’s gripped in your hand like a fist
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Indexical Banana 30. stu
Odgovor korisniku/ci @danlistensto @selentelechia
this is the reply I live for
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Jacob 30. stu
Odgovor korisniku/ci @literalbanana @selentelechia
carefully flipping eggs, and breaking the yolks anyway
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Jacob 30. stu
Odgovor korisniku/ci @literalbanana @selentelechia
attempting to peel garlic, but repeatedly getting the garlic skin stuck on his fingers and the knife, taking like 5 minutes per clove
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NOLAN GRAY 30. stu
Odgovor korisniku/ci @literalbanana
Can I help? This is my kind of revenge
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Aaron 30. stu
Odgovor korisniku/ci @literalbanana
Machiavellian; this will limit their marriage prospects In the environment of evolutionary adaptedness we mostly just quoted our rivals using the "dumb voice"
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fork_bonbon 30. stu
Odgovor korisniku/ci @literalbanana
Deepfake em eating soup with forks. Really really thin soup (soup can be thin, right? Or is it not English?) Basically water with spices. Where spices = { cinnamon , vinnegar }. Or better yet: let them use pitchforks.
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fork_bonbon 30. stu
Odgovor korisniku/ci @literalbanana
And it should be inside cages over a volcano. Amidst a cannibalistic ritual of pale-scaled lizardmen.
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