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Making deepfake videos of my enemies using kitchen knives with really poor technique, knives so dull they won’t cut through tomato skins, just smashed ruins of nightshades spilling off the cutting board
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Dogs Don't Have Thumbs
@MorlockP
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I'm having a panic attack just reading this
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Indexical Banana
@literalbanana
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that’s ok I’m watching you saw through a single tomato with like 20 swipes using a ton of pressure on the knife that’s gripped in your hand like a fist
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Indexical Banana
@literalbanana
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this is the reply I live for
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Jacob
@cryptochamomile
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carefully flipping eggs, and breaking the yolks anyway
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Jacob
@cryptochamomile
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attempting to peel garlic, but repeatedly getting the garlic skin stuck on his fingers and the knife, taking like 5 minutes per clove
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NOLAN GRAY
@nolangray_
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Can I help? This is my kind of revenge
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Aaron
@aaron_etc
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Machiavellian; this will limit their marriage prospects
In the environment of evolutionary adaptedness we mostly just quoted our rivals using the "dumb voice"
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fork_bonbon
@BonbonFork
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Deepfake em eating soup with forks. Really really thin soup (soup can be thin, right? Or is it not English?) Basically water with spices. Where spices = { cinnamon , vinnegar }. Or better yet: let them use pitchforks.
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fork_bonbon
@BonbonFork
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And it should be inside cages over a volcano. Amidst a cannibalistic ritual of pale-scaled lizardmen.
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