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Linux Message of Day
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How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton? -- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey #Linux
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SIMM crosstalk. #Linux
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My little brother got this fortune: nohup rm -fr /& So he did... #Linux
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Linux Message of Day
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One person's error is another person's data. #Linux
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CPU-angle has to be adjusted because of vibrations coming from the nearby road #Linux
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Linux Message of Day
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asynchronous inode failure #Linux
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If graphics hackers are so smart, why can't they get the bugs out of fresh paint? #Linux
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Linux Message of Day
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Your password is pitifully obvious. #Linux
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The co-locator cannot verify the frame-relay gateway to the ISDN server. #Linux
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Linux Message of Day
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OS swapped to disk #Linux
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Linux Message of Day
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Do not use the blue keys on this terminal. #Linux
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Linux Message of Day
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FORTRAN rots the brain. -- John McQuillin #Linux
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Linux Message of Day
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suboptimal routing experience #Linux
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Linux Message of Day
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Would you people stop playing these stupid games?!?!?!!!! #Linux
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Linux Message of Day
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"World domination. Fast" (By Linus Torvalds) #Linux
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Linux Message of Day
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Neutrino overload on the nameserver #Linux
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Linux Message of Day
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When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done," give him a lollipop. #Linux
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Linux Message of Day
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Support staff hung over, send aspirin and come back LATER. #Linux
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Linux Message of Day
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Please state the nature of the technical emergency #Linux
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Linux Message of Day
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A hacker does for love what others would not do for money. #Linux
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