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Lisa Schwartz
I make things. And act in things. And host things. And voice things. And travel to things. Not good at bio things.
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Lisa Schwartz Sep 21
Yo! I miss answering your questions about life. Not mine, yours. You call me mom, I might as well act like one. Hit me with your relationship, friendship, dating, sexy time, and other other time questions!
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Lisa Schwartz Sep 20
Replying to @MaryJune24224
This is a fantastic random tweet to get. Thank you.
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The Leadership Conference Sep 20
The fight to is a fight to save the soul of our nation. Our civil & human rights are at stake. And our very democracy is at stake. Call your senators & tell them to oppose Kavanaugh. Ask your friends & family to do the same. We MUST stop Trump's takeover.
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Lisa Schwartz Sep 19
Replying to @Loeybug
❤️🍭
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Lisa Schwartz Sep 19
Air bud jokes for daaaaaayyyyyz
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Lisa Schwartz Sep 19
A tribute to the finest film in American history. 🐕🏀
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Lisa Schwartz Sep 19
New Video!! "Boyfriend Buys My Outfits" Sure, I'm late to the trend. But it was worth the wait. This is ridiculous. is ridiculous. And I look forward to your ridiculous thoughts. Enjoy!
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Lisa Schwartz Sep 15
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Lisa Schwartz Sep 15
Replying to @penguin98x
Thank you!! I love that one :)
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Lisa Schwartz Sep 15
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Lisa Schwartz Sep 14
New video.. because how could I not talk about this epic fail?! "Revolves Horrible Clothing Fail!"
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Lisa Schwartz Sep 13
Happy birthday !! You are a pure delight! Wishing you love and magic all year long!
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Lisa Schwartz Sep 13
What the actual fuck.
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Lisa Schwartz Sep 13
Replying to @Loeybug
NOPE NOPE NOPE
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Lisa Schwartz Sep 11
. kept sniffing me at the concert last night. He told me he wanted to remember me in that moment. Nothing could have made the night better. Unless I was able to rip a solid fart at the time of the sniff.
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Lisa Schwartz Sep 10
Thank you!!!
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Lisa Schwartz Sep 10
Replying to @ZackarysMama118
Thank you!!!
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Lisa Schwartz Sep 10
Happy Monday! New video to start you week off right, and/or help you procrastinate. Cosplay! Harry Potter! My mom trying to get on my boyfriends shoulders! It's everything you didn't realize you needed in one insane video. Show it some love!
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Lisa Schwartz Sep 7
Replying to @bpnutrition
Yes yes yes!!
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Lisa Schwartz Sep 5
Thank you for making me feel young and stupid. 🙏🏻
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