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John Stamos Burner Account
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I’m a Chaotic Neutral in a Chaotic Evil kinda world
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Missing your Ex:
• Pretty sad
• Girls don’t find it attractive when you bring up your ex
• bro she left 6 months ago please give it up
Missing your Ex’s Dog:
• Still pretty sad, but now at least a dog is involved
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Jeff Passan
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BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers have agreed to a deal with the Boston Red Sox that would send star outfielder Mookie Betts and starter David Price to the Dodgers, sources familiar with the deal tell ESPN. Deal is pending medical reviews.
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So let me get this straight.
Bernie Sanders went all around Iowa telling people his family recipe for couscous was the best but it turns out he used Peruvian Puff Peppers which are banned so they gotta do another round of testing to ensure data integrity?
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Adrian Wojnarowski
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New York is parting ways with President Steve Mills, league source tells ESPN.
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Jeez it’s like you never watched flubber 5 times in the span of 12 hours. That is a sequel to the original movie, The Absent Minded Professor. I’m obviously referring to a sequel made to the 1997 Robin Williams Flubber. Get your flubber facts right
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My disney+ account got suspended for “suspicious activity” because I “watched flubber too many times in a 24 hour period” so I was unable to continue this adventure.
I will leave you with one final thought:
Please god never make a flubber 2.
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Same energy tbh pic.twitter.com/RkdymTicWF
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As we finish our fourth watch, I’d like to shift my focus towards Christopher McDonald:
•This guy plays an evil character in every single movie I’ve ever seen him in. Do you know how evil you have to look to be the evil character in a damn movie about flying rubber? Jesus pic.twitter.com/QvKY1jW2zK
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Disney+, my doctor prescribing Percocets, and a whole weekend of recovery.
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And we have finished up the third watch:
•The writing in this movie feels like 20 minutes of filler, 3 slapstick jokes from Robin Williams, and then flubber doing something wacky. And that just repeats for an hour and 34 minutes.
•someone come cut my power so this ends please
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Fell asleep for unrelated reasons during my second watch. But here are my thoughts:
•Robin Williams misses his wedding 3 separate times. 3. In what crazy, wacky, ridiculous world do you miss your own wedding and your wife just goes “ahh shit, give him 2 more tries”
Onto watch 3
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Just finished my first watch through:
• No amount of drugs is going to make this bearable.
•Robin Williams just casually has a flying car??? And everyone in the movie kinda just accepts this fact??
•learned that flubber is just a combination of “flying” and “rubber”.
save me
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Since laughter is the best medicine, Robin Williams will be the only medication I need
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While recovering from surgery, I have decided to watch the movie “Flubber” as many times as humanly possible.
I will be sharing my thoughts after each watch so that you can join me in this journey.
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Oh to be jello being vacuumed through a tube twitter.com/Funy0nion/stat…
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Smooth brain :) no thinky :)
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You disgust me
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24. sij |
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Do you pronounce biweekly as biweekly or biweekly
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Just get diagnosed with cool guy syndrome and your doctor is legally required to give you adderall
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My main motivator to lose weight was so that the mean 15 year olds would stop calling me fat on tiktok
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