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Lauren Hough
Writer Berliner. Fuckweeble ™ creator. Extremely gay. I hate your cat. (Huff) she/her Folio/CAA
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Lauren Hough 15m
Replying to @LenaBlietz
All sports-writing, and all of Boston.
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Lauren Hough 36m
Replying to @wokkax3
I love you too.
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Andrea Avery 9h
Naps are still great but will a nap ever again be the total comfort and safety of this nap? No.
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Andrea Avery 7h
Deer me, that’s cute
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Lauren Hough 1h
Replying to @LenaBlietz
I like soccer. (I like the Sox too but generally not enough to tweet about them)
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Lauren Hough 2h
Replying to @KarieWrites
Badass
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Caissie St.Onge 2h
Clicked on an Insta ad for a biz that only sells one poster. I want that confidence. When I pitch a thing & they shrug & say “What else ya got?” I’m gonna say, “This is it. This is THE idea! Buy it or don’t.” Not sure if it’ll work but gotta be honest, I might get that poster.
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Carlos Maza 3h
Replying to @gaywonk
TROLL: you’re a fascist f*gg*t who should kill himself MY INNER SABOTEUR: don’t forget “lazy” and “secretly hated by everyone” TROLL: wait, what? IS: you heard what I said bitch send the tweet
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Lauren Hough 2h
Lol I just tape them to the ikea furniture or I’ll lost them.
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Lauren Hough 2h
I felt bad cause I’m supposed to be drinking at Gretchen’s but I keep having to shit but then I remembered this is the sequel and also she’s a dick.
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Ryan Marino 4h
Living people do tend to use more drugs than dead people, this is true. You can’t recover from substance use disorder if you die, Joe. This stigmatizing narrative is how biased people like you covertly say “drug users deserve to die” in 2019. Fuck that.
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Charles P. Pierce 9h
I lost my father to Alzheimer's two years before he died, which is when he largely stopped talking. Now, I can't even remember what his voice sounded like. If your father is alive, listen to him, OK? You can never tell.
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Lauren Hough 3h
Replying to @and_read @LaSeletzky
It’s always an honor to read you. But you trusted me with indigo girls and I’m just lucky to know you.
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Andrea Avery 4h
Got an acceptance today from a certain pop-culture-obsessed dream publication for my long Indigo Girls “Swamp Ophelia” essay and truthfully it’s because and helped me revise it.
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Lauren Hough 4h
Replying to @HMittelmark @wokkax3
She started it.
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Lauren Hough 6h
Happy Father’s Day to , my internet dad who I have to share with but it’s fine. We know who the favorite is. (It’s Gretchen.)
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Lauren Hough 20h
It’s almost like has some sort of issue with women.
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Lauren Hough 6h
That was bullshit yellow card so it kinda evens out.
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Lauren Hough 6h
Replying to @laurenthehough
If you move the tv a couple inches to see it while you’re peeing you can be your own dad
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Lauren Hough 6h
Odds are strong my dad has no clue it’s Father’s Day so my brother and I ageeed we wouldn’t call him until after the game but my sisters are gonna fuck this up for us
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