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Laura Jean
laura laura laura jean prettiest girl i've ever seen -my mom
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Laura Jean 3h
Replying to @lauralaurajean
would love to hear how your team thinks I puked in a car at an address I wasn’t at then traveled .7 miles in 4 minutes to catch my real ride
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Laura Jean 3h
a driver is scamming both of us - happy to go to great and endless lengths to prove this photo from a driver whose car I never entered had nothing to do with me. step up your customer service and do your research before you slap on $150 charges
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Laura Jean 4h
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Laura Jean Jul 20
Replying to @Jezebel
N lnonl n
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Laura Jean Jul 20
crying at queer eye, asking siri if my boyfriend’s brother thinks im fat, and texting my therapist. must be Friday!
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Laura Jean Jul 17
Replying to @wolfcaroline
why did you feel like ruining my day
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Laura Jean Jul 15
Replying to @marygaule
wait I want in my previous book club mean girled me
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Laura Jean Jul 15
Replying to @chlowabunga
7 in approx 1.5 hours
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Laura Jean Jul 15
i finally did it. i drank too many la croix
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Laura Jean Jul 10
how is the 1995 film ‘gold diggers: the secret of bear mountain’ starring christina ricci & anna chlumsky not coming up more?
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Laura Jean Jul 9
why yes e! i WILL go to the link in your bio to look at hailey baldwin’s engagement ring thank you
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Laura Jean Jul 8
Replying to @caityweaver
your description of hailey sitting on the bed haunts me (in a good way) and is the only thing i can think about in these momentous times
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Laura Jean Jul 8
i think we can all agree i would look particularly ridiculous on a bird scooter
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Laura Jean Jul 7
mental breakdown in Malibu: ✔️ one step closer to getting hospitalized for *exhaustion*
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Laura Jean Jul 6
today, in the midst of this heat wave, i received a single meal of mail. it was from forest lawn, a cemetery
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Laura Jean Jul 6
am i
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Laura Jean Jul 6
im buying tampons and a sparkling water at 7-11 while my friend buys a juul and dippin dots what have i done to deserve this
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Laura Jean Jul 5
it’s the summer of carbs!
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Laura Jean Jul 5
leaving my computer charger in malibu has ruined my life
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Laura Jean Jul 1
Replying to @brucethomas718
saw this out of context, thought we were talking Williams, was ready to fight
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