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Laura Jean
laura laura laura jean prettiest girl i've ever seen -my mom
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Laura Jean Aug 14
what does it mean when someone you used to be in love with texts thus to you at 7 am on a Monday:
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Laura Jean Aug 12
Replying to @WhoaStephanie
All of the time
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Laura Jean Aug 8
I love my fam, my man, my pals, my house, my job and also water, exercise, fried chicken, & rainbow sprinkles so no I'm not ready to die!!!
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Laura Jean Aug 8
Replying to @Complex
EW
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Laura Jean Aug 8
Replying to @lauralaurajean
NOT 5 HOURS AFTER I TWEETED THIS I WAS GIFTED A KNIFE
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Laura Jean Aug 8
Replying to @guacsnotglocks
this is my favorite
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Laura Jean Aug 8
one of my favorite parts of my job is I get to frequently ask people for their knives
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Laura Jean Aug 8
im trying to hire a barista, full time with benefits. i leave my # for ones I like, 0 calls. it's the worst dating experience i've ever had
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Laura Jean Aug 8
he could have put in a good word
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Laura Jean Aug 8
crazy that my bf has had a son longer than I've been on twitter
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Laura Jean Aug 6
everyone on my nextdoor just learned the word brazen
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Laura Jean Aug 5
Replying to @KikkomanKitchen
Killing the game, as usual! Ily guys!
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Laura Jean Aug 5
I had a good day
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Laura Jean Aug 5
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Laura Jean Aug 5
hey people naming restaurants in Los Angeles, no more poke puns. but pho puns, keep up the good work
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Laura Jean Aug 5
Replying to @lesfh @stephanieboland
Sex worker, mother
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Laura Jean Aug 5
Getting my haircut at 10 am on a Saturday feels like the most normal-person thing I've ever done
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Laura Jean Aug 5
I can stop going to therapy!!!!!
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Laura Jean Aug 5
Replying to @joerome
Not a (hard) pretzel fan so I'm going to respectfully disagree
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Laura Jean Aug 4
can I be mad about the thick wife article BUT ALSO thrilled my boyfriend said I looked thinner last night?
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