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Lane☮️☯️
Peace☮️Love💜& Dirty Martinis🍸🤪 . *mildly improper sometimes😈😜💜⛸️
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Lane☮️☯️ 13m
😊its not too bad, really. thx hunny. I could've guessed youre a writer... i can totally see it. ☑️😁
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That one chicc from the internet 7h
Cup his balls, not his face. ~ My expert medical advice
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Lane☮️☯️ 19m
Gov Cuomo says states are each having to bid on ventilators, and he's likened it to an Ebay auction. What the actual phuck???!!! There MUST be a better way.
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ֆɨʀ ȶɦօʍǟֆ ɮʟǟƈӄ օ.ɮ.ɛ. 🍄 2h
TYSM Ron! What's your favorite hobby? Writing. Mostly fiction but screenwriting as well. Tag 11friends:
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Lane☮️☯️ 26m
Thanks Chroma!😊❤️ My fav hobby used 2 be jewelry-making til my carpal tunnel made it impossible, so now its mostly just plantin stuff & gettin dirty in my gardens.🌼🌷🌻 🌸 (w/ my wrist braces on) Taggin:
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Lane☮️☯️ 48m
Replying to @scib0rg
Dont apologize- Its cute! luv fishnets. Im a retird figure skatr showgirl) & i used 2 wear them 2 perform in. Ours were flesh-colord, & instead of wearin them inside the skate, we slit the foot & stretchd it ovr th boot, then pinned undrnth. Gives the leg a nice elongated look.
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fitley "Now in Quarantine"☘️ 1h
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Lane☮️☯️ 59m
If u learn to skate, i can teach you the Dutch Waltz or the Canasta Tango...! 🤷🏼‍♀️😲⛸️😂
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Lane☮️☯️ 2h
Replying to @666_Hellfire
No way. I like keeping that one for my OWN amusement. 😈😜😂
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Lane☮️☯️ 2h
Replying to @SemperFiComic
😂😂❤️😘
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Lane☮️☯️ 2h
Replying to @JoeIra4
The only people pattin each other on the back rt now are over in the WH, congratulating each other 4 another snow job on the American ppl. Tell those guys 2 be humble. We question people's motives becuz thats whats required of responsible citizens. Its 100% necessary now.
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Lane☮️☯️ 3h
Replying to @LadyTrashBag
All these thing are 100% true ☑️
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Lane☮️☯️ 3h
Replying to @HockeySkates3
😂😂😂😂 Excellent, Rob. 👏👏👏
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Lane☮️☯️ 6h
Apparently Pastor Paul's kinda cocky about the size of his member.
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Lane☮️☯️ 10h
I wasnt clear after yesterday's press briefing, so can anyone tell me if the My Pillow Guy will be DONATING all these masks he's making? Or will the Federal govt. - us taxpayers, of course- be paying him for this endeavor? Because this could've been the plan all along....no?
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Lane☮️☯️ 11h
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Lane☮️☯️ 12h
Wonder who the first person was to look at a bunch of fishing nets full of dead fish and think, " Hmmmm... that would look really sexy on women's legs."...?
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Lane☮️☯️ 13h
What's the worse thing that could happen to the economy? We could all become poor together? Fuck it. Lets do that if it means living. I've been poor before... Poor people know how to party.🤪
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Lane☮️☯️ 8h
Replying to @precioxpreciosa
My ex's DL says 6ft, but i happen to know its really 6 ft IN BOOTS.
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Lane☮️☯️ 10h
Yes😉
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