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what came first, the music or the misery? retweeter of relatable bits and funny shit. I’m a mess.
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Sweet Pie 2h
I like you so much I may allow you within 5' instead of 6'.
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Kristopher 1h
They have yet to make a movie more scary or disturbing than when your pet just sits and stares up into an empty corner of a room.
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Miko’s a Spoopy VVitch 4h
All burgers are Smashburgers if you just punch them
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JaX-Ællington 💀 11h
Yeah you’re cute but do you watch Star Wars in the right order?
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Ozzy 5h
Explaining life before the Internet to my grandkids: one time a celebrity died & I didn't find out for years.
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Being Foolish 6h
Tucked in by 9pm on a Saturday night is how I party.
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Minister of Loneliness Oct 18
I have vast amounts of knowledge, the bulk of which I made up
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You Just Roll 18h
stop apologizing for the damage done by others
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Ozzy Oct 23
Before you have kids make sure you can act excited about sub-par artwork.
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$ Böb Jänke $ 17h
AC/DC looks like your dad and his friends are going as AC/DC for Halloween
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$ Böb Jänke $ 16h
It's sunny and 40 degrees I think I'll go for a run. With my shirt off.
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Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 💙 16h
🎶It's close to midnight Something evil's lurkin'in the dark Under the moonlight You see a sight that almost stops your heart You try to scream🎶
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Ozzy Oct 23
Draw me like one of your French bulldogs.
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Not🕸Jamie 18h
Blunt force trauma or chill
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Tater 🇨🇦 18h
My dog came and woke me up so I could watch her sleep.
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🍉jj 18h
friend: so how ya been? Me: (crying out for help) well I started the Office over again
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Jack 18h
I really dislike Nazis but being tickled is a close second.
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Wilde Thingy 19h
This weekend, revel in the angst of existing.
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🌳Jay the tree climber🌳 23h
To be honest I'm just here for the good mornings and weather updates. Amazing.
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cap’n watsisname WAS DEAD THE ENTIRE TIME Oct 23
Sometimes I crawl in bed and pull the covers up to my chin like a cozy little old man and maybe I’ll just stay here until I am one.
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